I would commit murder before I ever attempted to surf an 80-foot wave
Everything in the documentary [Magnetic] was something I would never in a million years do. I would murder someone before I surfed a 70-foot wave. Yeah, I would murder someone before I skied on a mountain that's never been touched by human feet in Pakistan.
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