I would rather die than have my fiancée save my life with the Heimlich maneuver
I'd rather die. I'd rather die. You can't have someone just walking around being like, I saved your life.
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View episodeIf Conor McGregor beats Floyd Mayweather, boxing should just jump off a cliff
If McGregor wins, boxing should just jump off a cliff. This is the only time, at least that I can remember, that if one person wins in a matchup, he has the ability to defeat an entire sport. Just close an entire sport down.
Mayweather vs. McGregor will likely end in a disappointing decision that leaves everyone regretting the purchase
Because I've watched every Mayweather fight in the last decade, I'm going to say it's probably going to be a decision. We're all going to be disappointed and be like, damn, why did we pay $200 for that?
The whole world would benefit from Conor McGregor beating Floyd Mayweather
The world needs McGregor to win. That would be the best. The whole world would benefit from McGregor winning.
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View profileOhio State moved senior night because it is scared of Michigan
If you're saying, 'Hey, we can't do it for the Michigan game because it's something that's just totally different and separate unto itself,' do it the last home game before that, which would be Northwestern. But that senior night though should be—you'd basically just be saying, 'I'm scared of doing it against Michigan.'
Michigan is closer to 7-5 than a playoff team
If Bryce Underwood doesn't take a massive step forward, this is closer to a seven-five team than a playoff team.
Wisconsin has to win eight games
He's gotta win eight. I think he would tell you he's gotta win eight. Because if you win seven, that means you probably lost to Penn State, Iowa, USC and UCLA or Minnesota, and it's like some of those are not okay.