If you are going on a boat party before a playoff game, you better win that game
This is a classic if you're going to go on a boat party. It's the old Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson and Cabo rule. If you're going to go hang out before a playoff game, you better win that fucking playoff game.
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Ben Roethlisberger gets smarter when he is concussed because it shuts off his dumb thoughts
I think Roethlisberger gets smarter when he gets concussed. ...More instinctual. Right, his head gets out of his own way. Right, he's just like a big, dumb animal. All of his terrible thoughts are no longer functioning in his head, so he's able to operate like a normal human being.
2017 is not the 'Year of Matt' after every quarterback named Matt lost in the Wild Card round
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