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If you have a kicker who can hit 77-yarders consistently, you should draft only defense and kick field goals on every drive.

If you have a guy who can kick a 77 yarder consistently... do you think a team would be like, we don't need an offense. We will just draft all defense every year... All we gotta do is get the ball to the 40 and we'll just kick... If you get three points per drive, I think you win most football games. All right. We just broke football.

This is a tactical thought experiment that hasn't been tested in reality, though the logic is sound in a vacuum.

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Aug 11, 2025
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CeeDee Lamb deserved to get run over.

CeeDee Lamb did deserve to get run over. Gotta have your head on a swivel.

This is a purely subjective and comedic opinion on a football play.
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Aug 11, 2025
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I'll defend Justin Fields until the Jets are mathematically eliminated

I'll defend Justin Fields until the jets are mathematically eliminated. [He's] gonna be good enough to win you some games.

Justin Fields is currently a backup/competitor on the Steelers; Memes is mistakenly (or sarcastically) referring to him on the Jets or confusing the roster. In real life, Fields is on the Steelers.
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Aug 11, 2025
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The Jets would be a playoff team if the season ended today

If the season ended today, [the Jets] would be a playoff team right now. Yes.

The season has not started, so there are no standings to determine playoff eligibility.

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Ben Johnson ran the illegal play wrong on purpose

I think Ben Johnson ran it wrong on purpose to put something on tape that then he can run a variation off of it.

This is an interpretation of coaching intent that cannot be definitively verified from the game broadcast.
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The Bears are good

I think the Bears are good.

Whether the 2026 Bears are 'good' is ultimately a season-level subjective assessment.
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The NFL is testing its way toward Tuesday and Wednesday games

Florio basically was like the NFL is testing out putting teams three times in a row on primetime because we're going to get to a point where they start playing Tuesday and Wednesday games. And I believe it.

This can be evaluated if the NFL introduces regular Tuesday or Wednesday games as described.