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Travis Pastrana, Preseason Football Thoughts, Tommy Fleetwood Chokes Again, Who's Back Of The Week + Mt Rushmore Of Things We Can't Wait To Do When We're Old
Were back in studio going around the league for preseason football this weekend. Shedeur Sanders gets a maybe premature Nike ad, Justin Fields shows out, 70 yard kicks, and fuck preseason injuries (-). We talk some baseball, kid ump, Tommy Fleetwood chokes again and more (-). Who's back of the week including Paul George at the Club, Tim Tebow is a dad, and we have our first dumb CFB bet of the year (-). Mt Rushmore of things we cant wait to do when we get old (-). Were then joined by Travis Pastrana who is the coolest guy ever, we talk with him about his career in X Games, motorcross, nitro circus, his insane injuries, and Pastranaland (-). We then finish with a quick recap of our weekends and lottery ball (-).
Recap
MemesI'll defend Justin Fields until the Jets are mathematically eliminated
I'll defend Justin Fields until the jets are mathematically eliminated. [He's] gonna be good enough to win you some games.
HankThe Patriots will be the best team on this podcast
I think we're gonna be the best team on this podcast. I dunno if I've said that yet. [Better than] the Bucks, the Eagles and the Commanders.
Big CatTommy Fleetwood is a bonafide choker
Tommy Fleetwood is, I think I love him now 'cause it's rare that we have like just a good old bonafide, old fashioned bonafide choker and that's all he is. He can't win a [tournament].
Who Is Back
PFT CommenterI will cut my penis off if Rutgers is ever ranked #1 in football
I said when Greg Schiano was announced as the head coach of Rutgers, that if... Rutgers is ever ranked number one in football, I will cut my penis off. I feel good about that bet, actually.
Mount Rushmore
Big CatI can't wait to use a handicapped parking spot when I'm old
Handicapped parking. I can't wait to fucking do it... Primo spots. Oh, I always pass it. I'm like, obviously don't want, I'm very thankful to be able... but if you're old, that's a good, that's a good deal.
Interview
Travis PastranaIf you don't start riding by age 4, you likely won't turn pro today
The kids, if you don't start by four, you're probably not making it to that professional level. There's very few... it's amazing how hard these kids work.
Travis PastranaIf you have to light yourself on fire for a trick, it's not cool enough
If you have to light yourself on fire, the trick's not cool enough to start with.