It is okay to be late for office cake because everyone is always on a diet
It's OK to be late for the cake because everyone in an office is always on a diet. So when the cake comes out, everyone just wants a small sliver. Just want a little sliver. No, even smaller than that... There'll be 20 people eating a cake. And you'll come out. Everyone will have a slice. And there'll still be half a cake left. And you can just do whatever you want.
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Any twins who share a Twitter account have definitely kissed each other on the lips
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The Steelers will be stuck with a 7-10 win ceiling with Aaron Rodgers
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