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Oct 30, 2017·Grumors
#7826
Big CatBig Cat

John Gruden to Tennessee is fate because his skin tone perfectly matches the school's orange

John Gruden looks like he should be coaching in Tennessee Orange. If you take on aggregate the different tones of John Gruden's skin and his hair and his lips and you put it all together into one blender and average it out, you get Tennessee Orange... His face is the perfect match for the Feng Shui of Knoxville.

Gruden did not take the Tennessee job; Jeremy Pruitt was hired.

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Void
Oct 30, 2017
#7821
Big CatBig Cat

NFL catch rules are bullshit after the Zach Miller non-touchdown

I am still so fucking mad about Zach Miller and that catch that wasn't a catch that was a catch. And I know, I know that this is, you know, the Calvin Johnson rule... but this is fucking bullshit. And it's the reason why, even though I love sports, I hate sports... I was that mad that Zach Miller broke his leg for nothing.

This is a subjective opinion on the quality of NFL rules, though the play is widely cited as one of the worst applications of the catch rule.
Win
Oct 30, 2017
#7820
Big CatBig Cat

The Eagles are the team to beat in the NFL

I'm crossing off the 49ers while simultaneously in ink, circling the Eagles and saying they might be the team to beat.

The 2017 Eagles finished 13-3 and won Super Bowl LII.
Loss
Oct 30, 2017
#27178
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

A Vikings vs. Eagles NFC Championship would result in nuclear war

If it's the [Vikings] and the Eagles in the NFC Championship game, that's when the nuclear war is going to happen... They're never going to get experience joy.

The Vikings and Eagles did play in the 2017 NFC Championship Game. The world did not end in nuclear war, though the Eagles won 38-7.

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Open
Oct 14, 2026
#31639
Big CatBig Cat

The Brewers are winning the World Series

Just get used to it. The Brewers are gonna win the World Series.

The 2026 World Series outcome has not yet occurred as of the episode date.
Void
Oct 14, 2026
#31642
Big CatBig Cat

Rams special teams will keep costing them big games

The special teams is just atrocious and every single year they do this and every single year it costs them in a high-leverage game. And it's just the same thing over and over.

This is a judgment about a recurring team-building pattern and cannot be definitively resolved as a subjective opinion.
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Oct 14, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#31646
Big CatBig Cat

The Titans have suffered more than any NFL fan base

The Titans have the worst record in the NFL at 19 and 54 since trading A.J. Brown. That's a lot of losses. Not a lot of wins.

The transcript presents the 19-54 record as a factual statistic about the Titans after the A.J. Brown trade.