John Gruden to Tennessee is fate because his skin tone perfectly matches the school's orange
John Gruden looks like he should be coaching in Tennessee Orange. If you take on aggregate the different tones of John Gruden's skin and his hair and his lips and you put it all together into one blender and average it out, you get Tennessee Orange... His face is the perfect match for the Feng Shui of Knoxville.
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