Nobody actually wants a real dad bod
Fuck the people who have made dad bod culture seem cool because I know deep down, no one actually wants dad bods. They want the Zac Efron six pack dad bod... reality is if you have a true dad bod you're just really tired all the time because your metabolism is fucked up and you're overweight.
More from this episode
View episodeI'm ready to care way too much about dumb sports shit and ignore serious topics
I'm so ready to not care about serious shit anymore. And just getting back to caring, like caring way, way too much about dumb shit. That's our right as Americans. It's our duty as Americans to do that.
Bryson DeChambeau is the number one baby back bitch in sports
[Bryson DeChambeau] is now the number one triple B in the sports world... I think he's baby back bitch of the year. The fact that he now has his caddy blocking camera guys too.
History will vindicate the claim that Bryson DeChambeau is roid raging
I think that history is going to vindicate our Bryson [DeChambeau] takes sooner rather than later. This is a classic roid rage type. If I'm on a witch hunt, he's roid raging out there. Guy stinks. Big time.
More from Big Cat
View profileThe Brewers' pressure created their 'lucky' breaks
That's not luck. That's just the Brewers and what they did to you mentally, where it's like you have to be perfect and almost made teams just become a worse version of themselves because of what the Brewers were doing to them.
The Bears are building around Jeffrey Simmons correctly
Jeffrey Simmons is an absolute game wrecker. Top three at his position, changes everyone around him. The Bears had a weakness in their defense, especially run defense. They made it a strength.
Jeffrey Simmons makes the Bears Super Bowl contenders
I thought they could win the Super Bowl before Jeffrey Simmons. Now I really do.