Since the Lakers are wearing Mamba jerseys, the Blazers are now guaranteed to win the series in five games
If the Lakers advance past the first round, they plan to wear Black Mamba jerseys to honor Kobe Bryant. ... Respect. So that means that after I just went on that rant about how the Blazers have no chance, the Blazers will absolutely win and then they'll never wear the jerseys. ... Revise my prediction: Blazers in five. I'll drop it to 4-1 fucking crazy. Blazers in five.
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View episodeThe Capitals made a massive mistake not re-signing Stanley Cup-winning coach Barry Trotz
The fact that the Capitals didn't re-sign their Stanley Cup winning coach after he won a Stanley Cup is still so fucking crazy to me. I know there's money and all that stuff, but how do you win a cup and not bring that guy back? ... He's a fun coach. He's a player's coach and once it gets to the playoffs, it's all about just making your team comfortable. Todd Reirden is not that guy.
This is the easiest sports letdown of all time because fans can't attend games or have parades anyway
This is the easiest letdown of all time because you can play that game in your mind like, 'What's the point of even winning a cup if you can't go to games or go to the bars with your friends?' ... If your team loses, just enjoy the fact that this will be the easiest letdown of all time that we will ever have as fans.
The Lakers are going to destroy the Blazers in five games
The Lakers are going to fuck the Blazers up. Put it up, put it right down, quote it. Five games. Maybe [four]. ... The Blazers play pickup basketball. They do not play defense. And they play against the Lakers. I think the Lakers just need to get three consecutive stops and the game's over.
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Are we as a country washed? because this also is on the heels of shams announcing SGA back to back MVP and I think it's been like nine years, I believe eight years since an American has won the NBA MVP... and Aaron Rai, it's the second European to win a major this year and Europeans are now two and oh in majors for the first time since 1934.
The Steelers will be stuck with a 7-10 win ceiling with Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers is back. I feel bad for Steelers fans... he's not the same quarterback... the Steelers just put a finite floor and ceiling on their season. Right? And it's somewhere between seven and 10 wins. That's what we're thinking.
The Chicago White Sox are no longer a joke and could win the AL Central
White Sox are good. They're actually like, this is finally like, it's kind of, they're not a joke. They've got some sluggers. Big time dude... I don't know what the price is for them winning the AL Central, but they, they, they are not a bad team.