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Joe Montana, Akon, And Billys Frog Died (RIP Bertha)
NBA and NHL Playoffs are in full swing and we predict first round matchups (). Big Ten has an online petition and it may just force football to happen ( - ). Who's back of the week including Alex Smith and Mark Jackson after Alvin Gentry and Jim Boylen were fired ( - ). Joe Montana joins the show to talk about his career, Rudy being a fraud, having all the cool nicknames and cursing the Notre Dame green jerseys ( - ). Akon joins the show to talk about his rap career, going platinum, building an entire city in Africa and his crypto currency Akoin ( - ). Segments include talking soccer, UFC, and billy's list.
Recap
Big CatThe Lakers are going to destroy the Blazers in five games
The Lakers are going to fuck the Blazers up. Put it up, put it right down, quote it. Five games. Maybe [four]. ... The Blazers play pickup basketball. They do not play defense. And they play against the Lakers. I think the Lakers just need to get three consecutive stops and the game's over.
PFT CommenterThe Blazers will beat the Lakers in six games
I think [the Lakers] will get a cat hashtag Blazers. No, I just bet. I just made that bet. ... Blazers in six. Blazers.
Big CatThe Big Ten football season will actually happen despite the current cancellation
Big Ten football is definitely going to come back. Yeah, for sure. So there's a petition... Justin Fields started it... I would say conservatively I've signed it 75 times. ... I would say there's a 10% chance that I think that this fucking stupid petition online is going to actually change something. Well, so when I say 10%, obviously I mean like 60%.
Who Is Back
Big CatAlex Smith looks like he still can't play football despite being cleared
He doesn't look like he can play football. His leg. I think I could play football better than he could play football. I don't he couldn't he couldn't avoid the rush of his five-year-old spraying like Dasani on them and then they put out pictures of his leg and it's like to see turbine not well his leg is in basically a Forever cast right now.
Interview
AkonI made more money from ringtones than from my record label selling albums
I realized... the ringtone was only 15 seconds of the song but it was $4.99. ... I went straight for the ringtones and every song I made I made sure I did all ringtones for it. ... I end up being on the Guinness Book of World Records for most ringtones sold in the world and the good thing that I never gave him my digital rights. I was able to really make more money just from selling ringtones that I did in my label made from selling my albums.
AkonI will run for President of the United States in 2024 or 2028
If I do run it's probably going to be either 2024 or 2028. [Big Cat points out 2025 isn't an election year]. ... 2028, there you hear it. I think that'd be cool.
Talking Soccer
Big CatLionel Messi will eventually play in Major League Soccer
Why doesn't Messi go to MLS? ... He's like 33. Oh, you're right about that time. He would fucking wreck the MLS. They should just give Messi an MLS team. ... I hope he does eventually come to the MLS. I'm sure that he will in like seven years once he's totally washed up.