The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys

I think if they were better jerseys, they would hit their shots. How about that Hank? A prop franchise like the Boston Celtics aren't playoff... they've got classic uniforms they can pull from.

I'm officially calling for a Game 7 between the Celtics and Sixers

The Celtics should blow 'em out in game six, but somehow they're gonna lose. And we're going to game seven. I've resigned to the fact that they're not [winning game six].

The Celtics will win Game 7 and kill the Sixers

We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.

MLB owners are intentionally colluding to let the Dodgers acquire every star to force a salary cap in the next CBA.

I think that a lockout's gonna happen... this is just all collusion and the owners are just letting the Dodgers get these guys because everyone is going to get to the new CBA and be like, how can we not have a lockout? The Dodgers are gonna win it every single year under the current circumstances.

Tony Romo is likely done at CBS with JJ Watt poised to take over the lead role

Tony Romo is now no longer as of right now going to be calling games. At least for week one. JJ Watt has taken his place. I feel like this might be it for Tony Romo with CBS.

The Arizona Cardinals will easily hit the over on their 3.5 win total despite heavy tanking narratives.

The Cardinals having an over under win total of two and a half... oh three and a half. I might have to take this all over. They don't have any tape on Lalo, that's the thing. And they have Jeremiah Love who should've won Heisman.