The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys

I think if they were better jerseys, they would hit their shots. How about that Hank? A prop franchise like the Boston Celtics aren't playoff... they've got classic uniforms they can pull from.

The Celtics will win Game 7 and kill the Sixers

We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.

The 76-team NCAA tournament expansion is a terrible idea

I think we all are in agreement that it's a bad idea... the truth is that's not what's gonna happen. It's going to be a bunch of 500 SEC and Big 10 teams... the consumer does not want this.

Most of the World Cup fandom in the Barstool office is entirely fake and performative.

The amount of fake soccer fans that are coming outta the woodwork in this office. Like, I walked into a game... we have TVs in the gambling cave. Four of 'em were on one soccer game. They didn't even have the US Open on that. [...] To act like every game of the World Cup is let's sit down and lock in on these games, it's performative. There's a lot of performative soccer fandom going on. And I'm just not doing it.

I would not trade Jayson Tatum or Jaylen Brown for Giannis Antetokounmpo

[Big Cat: Do you want Giannis, answer the question, yes or no?] No. We won a championship with Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum. Why would we give that up?

The San Antonio Spurs' collapse in the Finals will haunt them for years

And they had demons, like the players on that team young. Yeah. They made it to the finals. Yeah. That game. They're gonna be seeing ghosts like that's gonna haunt them. I I I That's gonna haunt them in the playoffs for years to come... I think that performance in the finals is gonna haunt him and them For more than people give it credit For.