"The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Apr 29, 2026

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The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys

I think if they were better jerseys, they would hit their shots. How about that Hank? A prop franchise like the Boston Celtics aren't playoff... they've got classic uniforms they can pull from.

Opinion Basketball Medium Subjective

This is a subjective aesthetic opinion delivered with comedic intent.

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Take Slip·Apr 29, 2026

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Hank

I'm officially calling for a Game 7 between the Celtics and Sixers

The Celtics should blow 'em out in game six, but somehow they're gonna lose. And we're going to game seven. I've resigned to the fact that they're not [winning game six].

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Hank predicted that the Celtics would lose Game 6, forcing a Game 7. The Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Boston Celtics 106-93 in Game 6 on April 30, 2026, tying the series 3-3 and forcing a Game 7.

Loss

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Hank

The Celtics will win Game 7 and kill the Sixers

We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.

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Hank predicted the Celtics would win Game 7 and the series against the Sixers. However, the Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Boston Celtics 109-100 in Game 7 of their 2026 Eastern Conference playoff series, eliminating the Celtics from the playoffs.

Void

Take Slip·Apr 29, 2026

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Big Cat

The 76-team NCAA tournament expansion is a terrible idea

I think we all are in agreement that it's a bad idea... the truth is that's not what's gonna happen. It's going to be a bunch of 500 SEC and Big 10 teams... the consumer does not want this.