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The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys

I think if they were better jerseys, they would hit their shots. How about that Hank? A prop franchise like the Boston Celtics aren't playoff... they've got classic uniforms they can pull from.

This is a subjective aesthetic opinion delivered with comedic intent.

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Apr 29, 2026
#30359
HankHank

I'm officially calling for a Game 7 between the Celtics and Sixers

The Celtics should blow 'em out in game six, but somehow they're gonna lose. And we're going to game seven. I've resigned to the fact that they're not [winning game six].

Hank predicted that the Celtics would lose Game 6, forcing a Game 7. The Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Boston Celtics 106-93 in Game 6 on April 30, 2026, tying the series 3-3 and forcing a Game 7.
Loss
Apr 29, 2026
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HankHank

The Celtics will win Game 7 and kill the Sixers

We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.

Hank predicted the Celtics would win Game 7 and the series against the Sixers. However, the Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Boston Celtics 109-100 in Game 7 of their 2026 Eastern Conference playoff series, eliminating the Celtics from the playoffs.
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Apr 29, 2026
#30361
Big CatBig Cat

The 76-team NCAA tournament expansion is a terrible idea

I think we all are in agreement that it's a bad idea... the truth is that's not what's gonna happen. It's going to be a bunch of 500 SEC and Big 10 teams... the consumer does not want this.

Subjective opinion on sports management and consumer preference.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.