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HankHank

The Celtics will win Game 7 and kill the Sixers

We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.

Hank predicted the Celtics would win Game 7 and the series against the Sixers. However, the Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Boston Celtics 109-100 in Game 7 of their 2026 Eastern Conference playoff series, eliminating the Celtics from the playoffs.

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Void
Apr 29, 2026
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The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys

I think if they were better jerseys, they would hit their shots. How about that Hank? A prop franchise like the Boston Celtics aren't playoff... they've got classic uniforms they can pull from.

This is a subjective aesthetic opinion delivered with comedic intent.
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Apr 29, 2026
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HankHank

I'm officially calling for a Game 7 between the Celtics and Sixers

The Celtics should blow 'em out in game six, but somehow they're gonna lose. And we're going to game seven. I've resigned to the fact that they're not [winning game six].

Hank predicted that the Celtics would lose Game 6, forcing a Game 7. The Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Boston Celtics 106-93 in Game 6 on April 30, 2026, tying the series 3-3 and forcing a Game 7.
Void
Apr 29, 2026
#30361
Big CatBig Cat

The 76-team NCAA tournament expansion is a terrible idea

I think we all are in agreement that it's a bad idea... the truth is that's not what's gonna happen. It's going to be a bunch of 500 SEC and Big 10 teams... the consumer does not want this.

Subjective opinion on sports management and consumer preference.

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HankHank

The Knicks are going to sweep the Finals and become one of the greatest teams of all time.

I mean they're gonna, they're gonna sweep this series and probably have a case to be one of the greatest teams of all time. It's, it's tough. I did, I put an absolute nuke on the Knicks 'cause I just knew that, you know, the Spurs were gassed and they didn't have what it takes.

Pending the outcome of the 2026 NBA Finals.
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HankHank

The Knicks are the greatest team ever assembled and there is absolutely no way they lose the Finals.

I mean The Knicks are the greatest team ever assembled. It's, it's tough to deny. Like they're, they're unstoppable. There's no way they're losing this series. And we should just fast forward to next year.

Pending the result of the 2026 NBA Finals between the Knicks and Spurs.
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HankHank

Jalen Hurts is a 'drama king' compared to Drake Maye

Drake Maye not a drama king. So I, I don't anticipate, you know, the reason it's not, it wasn't the players or the skillset [in Philly], it's just they had drama that they couldn't get over. [Jalen Hurts] by deductive reasoning is a drama king.

The locker room dynamics of the 2025/2026 Eagles are subjective to internal reporting.