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HankHank

The Celtics will win Game 7 and kill the Sixers

We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.

Hank predicted the Celtics would win Game 7 and the series against the Sixers. However, the Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Boston Celtics 109-100 in Game 7 of their 2026 Eastern Conference playoff series, eliminating the Celtics from the playoffs.

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Void
Apr 29, 2026
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys

I think if they were better jerseys, they would hit their shots. How about that Hank? A prop franchise like the Boston Celtics aren't playoff... they've got classic uniforms they can pull from.

This is a subjective aesthetic opinion delivered with comedic intent.
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Apr 29, 2026
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HankHank

I'm officially calling for a Game 7 between the Celtics and Sixers

The Celtics should blow 'em out in game six, but somehow they're gonna lose. And we're going to game seven. I've resigned to the fact that they're not [winning game six].

Hank predicted that the Celtics would lose Game 6, forcing a Game 7. The Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Boston Celtics 106-93 in Game 6 on April 30, 2026, tying the series 3-3 and forcing a Game 7.
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Apr 29, 2026
#30361
Big CatBig Cat

The 76-team NCAA tournament expansion is a terrible idea

I think we all are in agreement that it's a bad idea... the truth is that's not what's gonna happen. It's going to be a bunch of 500 SEC and Big 10 teams... the consumer does not want this.

Subjective opinion on sports management and consumer preference.

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HankHank

LIV Golf is effectively dead and the league will likely cancel its season before next year

I think Liv might be done. I mean, I think they were trying hard to find some new sponsors that looks like it's going a little harder than they expected. ... I think they canceled this event and it's looking like the league cancellation will probably happen at some point before next season.

LIV Golf continues to operate; this was a satirical bit.
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HankHank

Brad Stevens traded Jaylen Brown to the Sixers as a '4D chess' move to implode the team

I think that this could be the greatest thing that Brad Stevens has ever done. I think he's playing 4D chess. He knew what he was doing with the Jaylen Brown trade. And now with LeBron, like all the pressure's now on LeBron. Jaylen Brown didn't want to be a number two option with Boston. And now the Sixers, it's like he might be number four.

Requires seeing if the Sixers implode or win a championship.
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HankHank

The Boston Celtics are back to being scrappy underdogs after the Sixers signed LeBron

We're back to being the scrappy underdogs, which I feel like is where the Celtics thrives. So it's like everyone's expecting it's gonna be Knicks or Sixers. Everyone's forgetting about the Celtics. That's a fun spot to be in.