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HankHank

The Celtics will win Game 7 and kill the Sixers

We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.

The outcome of the 2026 Celtics-Sixers playoff series is not definitively known to me - marking pending.

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Apr 29, 2026
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The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys

I think if they were better jerseys, they would hit their shots. How about that Hank? A prop franchise like the Boston Celtics aren't playoff... they've got classic uniforms they can pull from.

This is a subjective aesthetic opinion delivered with comedic intent.
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Apr 29, 2026
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HankHank

I'm officially calling for a Game 7 between the Celtics and Sixers

The Celtics should blow 'em out in game six, but somehow they're gonna lose. And we're going to game seven. I've resigned to the fact that they're not [winning game six].

The outcome depends on the actual Game 6 result in the show's 2026 timeline.
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Apr 29, 2026
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Big CatBig Cat

The 76-team NCAA tournament expansion is a terrible idea

I think we all are in agreement that it's a bad idea... the truth is that's not what's gonna happen. It's going to be a bunch of 500 SEC and Big 10 teams... the consumer does not want this.

Subjective opinion on sports management and consumer preference.

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HankHank

Jalen Brown complaining about flopping after losing game seven is loser talk

I gotta put my hand up on that one. That is sour grapes. That is loser talk. You just lost game seven and then not complain, but kind of bitch on that. That is a little bit of loser talk. If you're a good competitor, you're gonna be a sore loser. If you win the game, it's not a problem. Every shit happens in every NBA game that's ever been played.

Subjective judgment about sportsmanship - can't be definitively resolved.
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HankHank

The Celtics will win Game 7 by 40 points

The Boston people that I follow... that is overdramatic. And that actually makes me feel better that this is when the Celtics do thrive, they come together, they win by 40, they use that momentum and they keep going. So that, that's what I think is gonna happen. They're gonna win by 40.

The Celtics won Game 7 against the Sixers in May 2023 (which this fictionalized transcript refers to) 112-88. A 24-point win is dominant, but not 40.
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HankHank

I now want the Lakers to blow their 3-0 lead so bad

Now I want them to just blow this lead so bad.

Subjective preference, not a falsifiable prediction.