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The lack of fans in stadiums will negatively affect kickers more than any other position

I think that the lack of fans I think is going to affect kickers more than it's going to affect anybody else. Kickers not having those preseason reps, I think it affects them way more often having actual under-pressure kicks. There were a lot of miscalculated miss-kicks today.

Stats showed 2020 was one of the most accurate kicking seasons in NFL history up to that point, contradicting the idea that lack of fans hurt performance.

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Sep 14, 2020
#8908
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The Rams are going to be very good this year

I think the Rams are going to be pretty good this year... the Rams, they look great in the uniforms. I love those helmets.

The Rams finished 10-6 and won a playoff game, which counts as a 'pretty good' season.
Push
Sep 14, 2020
#8909
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The Cowboys are destined to be the world's best 8-8 team every single year

I think that I'm numb to the Cowboys because they're just destined to be the world's best 8-8 team every single year... sometimes they'll make the playoffs going 8-8 and then they will be like, well, maybe this is the actual time they put it together, but I think that this is classic Cowboys.

The Cowboys actually finished 6-10 in 2020, missing 8-8 due to Dak Prescott's season-ending injury.
Loss
Sep 14, 2020
#8910
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Russell Wilson should be the MVP

I'm calling it right now, Russell Wilson, I don't care what he does for the rest of year, he gets the MVP.

Wilson started hot but cooled off significantly; Aaron Rodgers won the MVP in 2020.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.