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Jan 14, 2019
#29034
Big CatBig Cat

The secret to beating Duke is to poke Zion Williamson in the eye

Turns out the way to beat Duke or come close to beating Duke is just poke Zion in the eye and he just won't come back in the game. A little soft.

This is a satirical take based on a single game event; Zion's eye injury was temporary and did not provide a legitimate blueprint for stopping him.

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Loss
Jan 14, 2019
#11135
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bill Belichick will sign Nick Foles just to berate him for the Super Bowl loss

I actually have a theory about what's going to happen. I think Belichick's going to grab [Nick] Foles. If for nothing else, just so that he can stash him and berate him every day, being like, you son of a bitch, you beat me in the Super Bowl.

Nick Foles signed with the Jacksonville Jaguars in the 2019 offseason, not the Patriots.
Win
Jan 14, 2019
#11136
Big CatBig Cat

Nick Foles will sign with the Jaguars or Broncos and won't be that good

I feel like Nick Foles is destined to end up on a team like, I don't know, the Jaguars or maybe the Broncos. He feels like a Broncos quarterback up and down. And then he's just not going to be that good. And everyone's like, well, but he won a Super Bowl.

Foles signed a massive contract with the Jaguars in March 2019 and was benched for Gardner Minshew after struggling and getting injured.
Loss
Jan 14, 2019
#11137
Big CatBig Cat

Taysom Hill will be the next Drew Brees

I am convinced now that Sean Payton will have the next Drew Brees in Taysom Hill because he had that one throw... Taysom Hill's throwing 50-yard bombs. It's not fair.

Taysom Hill never became a full-time successful starting quarterback like Brees, remaining a gadget player/utility knife for most of his career.

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Open
Oct 14, 2026
#31639
Big CatBig Cat

The Brewers are winning the World Series

Just get used to it. The Brewers are gonna win the World Series.

The 2026 World Series outcome has not yet occurred as of the episode date.
Void
Oct 14, 2026
#31642
Big CatBig Cat

Rams special teams will keep costing them big games

The special teams is just atrocious and every single year they do this and every single year it costs them in a high-leverage game. And it's just the same thing over and over.

This is a judgment about a recurring team-building pattern and cannot be definitively resolved as a subjective opinion.
Open
Oct 14, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#31646
Big CatBig Cat

The Titans have suffered more than any NFL fan base

The Titans have the worst record in the NFL at 19 and 54 since trading A.J. Brown. That's a lot of losses. Not a lot of wins.

The transcript presents the 19-54 record as a factual statistic about the Titans after the A.J. Brown trade.