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You have at least 45 minutes of driving left once you think you need to use the bathroom

The minute you think you have to go to the bathroom, you have at least 45 more minutes. So that's really like... if someone is a small bladder, a little pee boy... you need to just be like, listen, man, I'm just going to keep going.

This is a subjective claim about biological endurance and road trip philosophy.

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Nov 29, 2017
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Ben McAdoo benching Eli Manning for Geno Smith is performance art

If you have fucked up your job so badly that Geno Smith is the answer to whatever your problem is... that is performance art. It is hilarious to me. So Ben McAdoo, I know you probably didn't mean to screw up this badly, but thank you for doing it.

The move was widely panned and both Ben McAdoo and GM Jerry Reese were fired just days later, confirming the 'performance art' level of failure.
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Nov 29, 2017
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Pittsburgh might be the Garden of Eden

I've said it before about Pittsburgh, three rivers meeting, the Garden of Eden in the Bible. It was at the connection of three rivers. Pittsburgh might be the Garden of Eden.

The location of the biblical Garden of Eden is a matter of myth and theological debate, though it is widely accepted to not be in Western Pennsylvania.
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Nov 29, 2017
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Eli Manning will go to Denver and win a Super Bowl

Here's my prediction. You ready for this? A Manning family tradition. Goes to Denver. Wins the Super Bowl.

Eli Manning never played for the Denver Broncos; he remained with the Giants until his retirement in early 2020.

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Josh Allen is playing quarterback on easy mode

We're a Josh Allen podcast. People sometimes get upset about how much we glaze him. I don't think we glaze him enough because he's playing quarterback on easy mode. It looks like that for him. The flick of the wrist, the runs, everything—it all looks like the game is slowed down for him. He's in just total control of the game.

Subjective assessment of Josh Allen's play and dominance.
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Week 1 underdogs that failed to cover are a 70% ATS trend in Week 2

Teams that failed to cover the spread in Week 1 and enter Week 2 as underdogs have gone 26-11-2 against the spread since 2014. Seventy percent.

The stated 26-11-2 record and 70% rate can be checked against historical NFL results.
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The Bears will beat the Vikings, but they won't score 59 again

I think the Bears are gonna win. I do not think they're gonna score 59 points. I do think they're gonna win.

The Bears-Vikings result and Chicago's point total will determine this prediction.