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Void
May 20, 2026
#30545
Blake BortlesBlake Bortles

I probably would have had a better long-term NFL career as a tight end

I thought early on that tight end could have been a potential better just long-term situation for my skillset and [the Jaguars] kind of pushed back on that. So I ended up playing quarterback. I had more offers to play tight end outta college than quarterback. I always thought [the skillset was fitting].

This is a retrospective hypothetical that cannot be proven.

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Win
May 20, 2026
#30536
Big CatBig Cat

The Cavaliers-Knicks series is over after Game 1

Series over, you can't lose that game if you're the Cavs. When it went into overtime, we said the Cavs have to win this. This is must win. You can't give this up. All time choke.

Big Cat predicted the series was 'over' for the Cavaliers after they lost Game 1 to the Knicks. The New York Knicks went on to sweep the Cleveland Cavaliers 4-0 in the Eastern Conference Finals, confirming the Cavaliers' elimination from the playoffs.
Win
May 20, 2026
#30537
Big CatBig Cat

The Knicks are going to the NBA Finals

Memes, Zac, congratulations. Game one. I'm gonna say it. You guys are in the NBA finals. Congrats. I'm not even trolling.

Big Cat predicted the New York Knicks would make it to the 2026 NBA Finals. The Knicks advanced to the 2026 NBA Finals and defeated the San Antonio Spurs 4-1 to win the championship, with the series concluding on June 13, 2026.
Win
May 20, 2026
#30547
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Knicks will sweep the Cavaliers in four games

Yeah. I mean it's, it is over Knicks in four. It's over.

PFT Commenter predicted the Knicks would sweep the Cavaliers in four games. The New York Knicks defeated the Cleveland Cavaliers 4-0 in the Eastern Conference Finals, winning Game 4 on May 25, 2026, to complete the sweep and advance to the NBA Finals.

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Void
May 13, 2024
#15249
Blake BortlesBlake Bortles

Shaving your head and growing a beard is the only move for balding men

Shave it and grow a beard... my thing was, which I held onto it for a while... and I finally got... I found this barber... He goes 'Dude you need to just shave your fucking head.' That's, yeah, I think you're right dude. It's tough. I shave it. It was just, you know, bullied me into shaving my head.

Personal style advice is subjective.
Win
Dec 28, 2022
#23102
Blake BortlesBlake Bortles

I quietly retired from the NFL and didn't tell anyone.

I did. I heard Hank mention that the other day and I appreciate that Hank, I have not touched a football since January. I quietly, I didn't tell anybody I retired. Probably just didn't tell anyone. So I guess you guys are kind of the first to hear it publicly.

Bortles did indeed retire and has not played in the NFL since the 2021 season.
Win
Oct 12, 2022
#23177
Blake BortlesBlake Bortles

Chris Simms is one of the people in sports media who hated me most

If there was one person that, that I don't even know, you know, who hated me... I would imagine like if you asked him, he would be like, 'Yeah, that guy sucked' was Chris Simms. [Simms] hated me. I saw, showed he me a list one time he ranked me as like the 47th best quarterback in the nfl and I was starting in Jacksonville.

Chris Simms was famously low on Bortles and did indeed rank him significantly lower than other starters during that period.