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Best of 2022, Aaron Rodgers, Chris Berman, Dungeons & Dragons And More

Wednesday, December 28, 202212 takes

(-) Intro (-) Aaron Rodgers (-) Life With Ryen Russillo & Mark Titus (-) Chris Berman (-) Dungeons & Dragons With Timm Woods (-) One Question With A Quarterback (-) Best Podcast Moments (-) Best Moments With Guests

Interview

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Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

If you win only one Super Bowl, you actually have zero

He's won one Super Bowl, which we can get into cause I have the theory that if you win one Super Bowl, you actually have none.

The theory is logically impossible and purely a psychological tactic used for sports radio 'hating'.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
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Aaron RodgersAaron Rodgers

Steve Harvey is the greatest game show host of his generation

One guy who's transcended all of that and even surpassed Louie Anderson, who nobody thought ever could, is Steve Harvey with Family Feud. America's host.

Subjective opinion on entertainment quality.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Having a child is a completely transformative experience that non-parents cannot understand

That's one of those ones that like, if you don't have kids, and I'm not shaming anyone, but like when you do have a kid, you're like, oh fuck, this is completely different than anything else.

The claim is based on universal personal sentiment and psychological experience.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

A best man speech should be three to five minutes long

I think you have to keep it like five minutes or less. I think anyone who goes longer than that is... it's three to five minutes.

Social norms generally favor brevity in wedding toasts.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
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Chris BermanChris Berman

Barry Sanders had bionic ankles

The whoop came from Barry Sanders... I think his ankles were bionic. Tommy [Jackson] and I both think this because he, there's no way you could swivel as a human being like this speeds.

Sanders is human, so 'bionic' is incorrect, but his agility is verified by game footage.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
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Chris BermanChris Berman

No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills

I just cranked it out on primetime. No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. And it became a war chant.

While a subjective team slogan, it is factually correct that Berman created and popularized this association.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
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Joe BurrowJoe Burrow

Harambe would get seven sacks a game in the NFL

You gotta take Harambe, right? I mean the strength to weight ratio is just way higher than humans. I mean that's a easy seven sacks a game I'm sure.

Gorillas are not eligible for the NFL and Harambe is deceased.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
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Aaron RodgersAaron Rodgers

If you're down eight with two minutes left, just take the points

You kick a field goal there. Just take the points. Just take the points, that's it.

OpinionFootballHotSarcastic
The decision was widely criticized and the Packers lost the game.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
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Jake PlummerJake Plummer

I finished my career with exactly as many touchdowns as interceptions

I threw 161 TDs in the NFL and I also threw 161 interceptions. I came out even man.

Jake Plummer's career stats are exactly 161 passing touchdowns and 161 interceptions.

Recap

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Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Corn is botanically a fruit

Corn is a fruit. If you look it up, corn is a fruit. It has fruit qualities... the kernels of corn are fruit.

Botanically, corn is a fruit (specifically a caryopsis), a grain, and a vegetable depending on the definition used. Billy is correct on the botanical definition.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Coach K's legacy is tarnished forever because he lost his final game to UNC

And Coach Mike Krzyzewski is dead. R.I.P. Coach dead. You had a hell of a run, but you're dead. His legacy is tarnished forever. It can't get worse than what happened.

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While he did lose his final game to his biggest rival, his legacy (5 titles, 1200+ wins) remains intact to objective observers.

Picks

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Take Slip·Dec 28, 2022·Picks
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HankHank

The Celtics are a good bet at plus 3.5 in Game 6 of the NBA Finals

I do think the Celtics plus three and a half is a good bet on Monday night. Me too. I like you too. Numbers never lie.

The Warriors won Game 6 103-90, meaning the Celtics did not cover +3.5.