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Joe Burrow will be a championship quarterback in the NFL

Joe's gonna get a Supporting Cast will be a championship quarterback. No doubt. Yeah, you know the harder you hit Joe Duffy gets yeah, you know, you know, he's taking some hits for us and that Fiesta Bowl he took you know, I don't know if you'll get out of going for miles to come in he goes, he's one more unexpected of word know about you know, yeah. He just started on that ignites it

Burrow led the Bengals to the Super Bowl in his second season and remains one of the premier QBs in the NFL, though he hasn't won the ring yet as of 2024.

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Loss
Oct 30, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

The Falcons won't blow any more games because the internet has figured out the joke

I have a theory PFT as soon as the internet catches on to something that's when it's done. And if you watch the timeline and everyone talking in the fourth quarter, like, how are the Falcons going to blow this, right? Falcons aren't going to blow any more games now Falcons might even go on a run because as soon as everyone starts figuring it out and making the same joke.

The Falcons continued to be a mediocre team with frequent late-game struggles, though the '98% win probability' collapses became slightly less frequent for a period.
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Oct 30, 2020
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Todd Gurley is a Russian agent sabotaging the Falcons

I think really Todd Gurley is a Russian agent. He's sabotaging the [Falcons]... Why is he trying because he's just sabotaging the Falcons. Are you go spy mean? That's what from also from Russia.

This is a satirical claim with no basis in reality, intended as a joke about Gurley's late-game mistake.
Win
Oct 30, 2020
#16407
Big CatBig Cat

Chasing gambling news regarding COVID-19 absences never works out

I feel like it never works out if you immediately bet Boston College for Saturday Clemson's not going to win. Like 55 instead of 45 and so like it will just blow up in your face. I just chasing it just never works. For some reason. You just can't like whenever you think you got to beat on it. You just don't

Clemson only beat Boston College by 6 points (34-28) in the game Lawrence missed, so anyone betting the heavy favorite despite the news would have lost ATS.

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Coach OCoach O

Grit is about scraping your face against the cement and coming out victorious through adversity

Grit is, is be able to face adversity, dig in deep, scrape your face against the cement when it's tough, full of blood facing adversity and coming out victorious.

Definitions of abstract concepts like grit are inherently subjective.
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Rueben Bain is a 'baller' and NFL scouts shouldn't worry about his arm length

You know, remember they told Joe Burrow his hands were too small. Y'all remember that? Yeah. Yeah. His hands were too small. Right. Yeah. Okay. You know, I think, I think that could be overstated. Sometimes it's right, sometimes it's wrong with this guy [Rueben Bain]. He's a football player, he's a baller.

Rueben Bain's NFL success is a pending outcome.
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Coach OCoach O

Warren Sapp is the most dominant defensive lineman of all time

All time? Sap. Yeah. Yeah. And look, look, you know when sap, when SAP took off in his stance, this is what you heard, like a snake... That's how fast he was, man. Yeah. Look, think about he was 265 and he ran a four... No, he's 275 and ran a 4.65 40 and he was mean as Hell.

Best of all time is a matter of debate, though Sapp is a Hall of Famer.