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Coach O, The Falcons Won A Game, And NFL Week 8 Preview

Friday, October 30, 202018 takes

The Falcons won a game when everyone expected them to lose it in terrible fashion ( - ). Trevor Lawrence got the CoCo ( - ). NFL Week 8 preview and a contender game between the Ravens and the Steelers ( - ). Fantasy Daddy's are back ( - ). Coach O joins the show to talk about his new book, spending time with Ray Baker, the last time we interviewed him, and why Stephen Jones calls him Hip Sled Ed ( - ). We finish the show with the cant lose parlay and fyre fest of the week.

Coach O on LSU’s Title Run, NFL Week 8 Preview, and the Falcons' Curse

The Atlanta Falcons actually won a football game on Thursday night, which should be a sign of the apocalypse. Todd Gurley tried his absolute hardest to give it away by accidentally falling into the end zone last week, and then running out of bounds when he shouldn't have this week, but the Panthers just couldn't capitalize. Big Cat has a theory that the Falcons' streak of historic collapses is finally over because the joke has become too mainstream.

Loss
Oct 30, 2020
#16405
Big CatBig Cat

The Falcons won't blow any more games because the internet has figured out the joke

I have a theory PFT as soon as the internet catches on to something that's when it's done. And if you watch the timeline and everyone talking in the fourth quarter, like, how are the Falcons going to blow this, right? Falcons aren't going to blow any more games now Falcons might even go on a run because as soon as everyone starts figuring it out and making the same joke.

The Falcons continued to be a mediocre team with frequent late-game struggles, though the '98% win probability' collapses became slightly less frequent for a period.

While the internet was busy laughing at the Falcons, Trevor Lawrence tested positive for the CoCo, sending the college football world into a tailspin. Big Cat isn't buying the hype on people trying to pivot their bets based on the news, noting that chasing the gambling dragon during COVID is usually a recipe for disaster.

Win
Oct 30, 2020
#16407
Big CatBig Cat

Chasing gambling news regarding COVID-19 absences never works out

I feel like it never works out if you immediately bet Boston College for Saturday Clemson's not going to win. Like 55 instead of 45 and so like it will just blow up in your face. I just chasing it just never works. For some reason. You just can't like whenever you think you got to beat on it. You just don't

Clemson only beat Boston College by 6 points (34-28) in the game Lawrence missed, so anyone betting the heavy favorite despite the news would have lost ATS.

Week 8 NFL Preview and the Return of the Daddys

Looking ahead to the weekend, the board is loaded with storylines. The Browns are facing the Raiders, and despite losing a massive talent, there's a growing sentiment in the studio that Baker Mayfield might actually be better off without trying to force the ball to a certain superstar wideout.

Push
Oct 30, 2020
#16409
Big CatBig Cat

The Browns are a better team without Odell Beckham Jr.

We are right in the middle of the takes of the Browns better without Odell Beckham. I don't even know if it's not any I think that they kind of are... Baker is a better quarterback without Odell Beckham. Yes. Yes. They try to force the ball to O'Dell and now Baker doesn't have to worry about that and he can spread the ball around.

The Browns offense did technically perform better and reached the playoffs after OBJ's injury in 2020, but the overall talent loss is debated.

In the AFC North, we have a massive heavyweight bout between the Steelers and the Ravens. PFT is refusing to give Mike Tomlin’s squad any real credit yet, maintaining that the "fraud" label stays firmly attached until they prove it when the lights are brightest.

Win
Oct 30, 2020
#27288
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Steelers are frauds until they win a playoff game

You know what if the Ravens beat the Steelers you have to take the f-word off of... no they're not losing the fraudulent tag if they don't... They have to win a playoff game. They have to win a playoff game. This is big.

The 2020 Steelers finished 12-4 and lost at home to the Browns in the Wild Card round, never winning a playoff game that season.

Elsewhere, the Lions are looking to keep their "itty-bitty baby run" alive against a Colts team that Big Cat is starting to lose faith in.

Loss
Oct 30, 2020
#27286
Big CatBig Cat

The Lions will beat the Colts and continue their 'baby run'

Colts Lions... Lions itty-bitty little ooh baby baby run could keep going here actually like them against the Colts. I am starting to doubt the Colts... I'll stick with my Lions baby run.

The Colts beat the Lions 41-21 on November 1, 2020.

We also saw the return of Fantasy Daddys, which is exactly what it sounds like. Billy Football was in peak form, suggesting that Le'Veon Bell is due for a massive performance against his former employer in what can only be described as a classic toxic relationship revenge spot.

Loss
Billy FootballBilly Football

Le'Veon Bell will have a massive revenge game against the Jets

Le'Veon Bell avenge game against the Jets. He's gonna go off... like when you boyfriend breaks up with you and you look super hot and go hook up with a guy just to get the other team jealous. I call them. They aren't gonna do to the Jets as we may be on Bell because he plays like a pussy.

Bell had just 6 carries for 7 yards in the Chiefs' win over the Jets.

Coach O: Flip The Script

Our good friend Coach O joined the show to discuss his new book, *Flip the Script*. He talked about achieving his lifelong dream of coaching LSU and the wild ride of the 2019 season. He even gave us a little inside info on why Stephen Jones calls him "Hip Sled Ed" and confirmed that he’s still out there running for two hours a day in the Louisiana sun with no music, just his own thoughts. Coach O also touched on his former quarterback, Joe Burrow, and his future in Cincinnati.

Open
Oct 30, 2020
#16416
Coach OCoach O

Joe Burrow will be a championship quarterback in the NFL

Joe's gonna get a Supporting Cast will be a championship quarterback. No doubt. Yeah, you know the harder you hit Joe Duffy gets yeah, you know, you know, he's taking some hits for us and that Fiesta Bowl he took you know, I don't know if you'll get out of going for miles to come in he goes, he's one more unexpected of word know about you know, yeah. He just started on that ignites it

Burrow led the Bengals to the Super Bowl in his second season and remains one of the premier QBs in the NFL, though he hasn't won the ring yet as of 2024.

Even with a lingering injury, the legendary coach hasn't lost his edge. He revealed he's been dealing with a torn rotator cuff, which is the only thing currently standing between him and absolute dominance in the weight room.

Void
Oct 30, 2020
#16418
Coach OCoach O

I can still bench 315 pounds once my rotator cuff is fixed

I've got a torn rotator cuff the last two years and I can only close bit dumbbell, press that's it. I can't miss Preston more has been about two years. So maybe I can get it fixed. But once I get it fixed, I guarantee I'll do it [bench three plates] again. I'll let you break the story of my torn rotator.

Subjective/Unverifiable, but fits his legendary 'football guy' persona.

Fyre Fest of the Week

To wrap up the show, the guys got into a truly bizarre Fyre Fest. PFT shared a harrowing tale of sleeping for ten straight hours and waking up at noon, convinced he had actually died. Big Cat is mourning the state of Wisconsin sports, as the Badgers' season is currently on life support, and he’s starting to get real anxiety about whether we’ll even get a tournament in March.

Win
Oct 30, 2020·Fyre Fest
#27292
Big CatBig Cat

March Madness is at high risk of cancellation or major forfeit issues

I'm really starting to get worried about college basketball... if we don't have March Madness this year. It's going to be weird because if they have to play so many games, right if one team gets an outbreak. They basically have to Forfeit.

The 2021 NCAA Tournament did occur, but VCU was forced to forfeit their game against Oregon due to COVID-19 protocols.

Setting your clocks forward this weekend doesn't just mean losing an hour of sleep; it means it's officially time for the Packers to lose their annual daylight savings game.

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More Takes

Void
Oct 30, 2020
#27285
Billy FootballBilly Football

Todd Gurley is a Russian agent sabotaging the Falcons

I think really Todd Gurley is a Russian agent. He's sabotaging the [Falcons]... Why is he trying because he's just sabotaging the Falcons. Are you go spy mean? That's what from also from Russia.

This is a satirical claim with no basis in reality, intended as a joke about Gurley's late-game mistake.
Win
Oct 30, 2020·Picks
#16411
Big CatBig Cat

Take the Vikings to cover because the Packers are 0-6 straight up on Daylight Savings weekends

The Packers have lost the six six times in a row on daylight savings we can... I think I won six straight out. I thought it was against the spread. I don't know. What is it Jake find it whatever it is. I'm fall forward happened... you probably going to want to take that stat into your real to your play Barstool app picks.

The Vikings did indeed beat the Packers 28-22 on Nov 1, 2020. The 'Daylight Savings' trend held.
Loss
Oct 30, 2020
#27287
Big CatBig Cat

Greg Williams is going to try to injure Patrick Mahomes

If I'm Andy Reid, I'm pulling Patrick Mahomes at halftime because Greg Williams will make his name off trying to injure a guy like Pat. I hope that Greg Williams has learned from his past mistakes. He absolutely has not by the way.

Mahomes was not injured and the Chiefs won the game 35-9 without incident.
Loss
Oct 30, 2020·Picks
#16413
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams are winning the Super Bowl

the biggest winning Super Bowl the revs winning the Super Bowl. Yeah, I want on the record. Really. Yeah. Wow, but you don't like golf. I love Jared go. You said you hated to no one of my best friends in this world... Jared has the experience. Aryans he's been there before this time. He's gonna get revenge.

The Rams lost in the Divisional Round to the Packers in Jan 2021. They won the Super Bowl the following year (2021 season) with Matthew Stafford, not Jared Goff.
Loss
Oct 30, 2020
#27289
Big CatBig Cat

The Saints are bringing Michael Thomas back just to trade him

I feel like they're bringing [Michael Thomas] back and then they're going to try to trade him. Maybe maybe that'd be weird to like bring him back for a game... I think that relationship is probably pretty much gone right now.

Thomas remained with the Saints through the 2023 season, despite continued drama and injuries.
Loss
Oct 30, 2020
#27290
Big CatBig Cat

The 49ers will 'take the soul' of the Seahawks defense

I like the Niners in this. Yeah, I think so too... Niners come out and just absolutely take [the Seahawks'] soul from them. I'm excited for that game.

The Seahawks beat the 49ers 37-27 on November 1, 2020.
Loss
Oct 30, 2020·Picks
#16415
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Seahawks defense is soft

I'm going to say that I think that the the Seahawks defense I'm going to use the S word. I think they're soft. I'll link their sauce sauce. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry, you know, what's terrible, you know, I'm doing right now. I'm giving side I to I'm throwing shade. Yeah all the s words for Seattle's defense know they're really I think that the Niners come out and just absolutely take their soul from them.

The Seahawks beat the 49ers 37-27 that weekend, though their defense was statistically one of the worst in the league for much of the 2020 season.
Loss
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Gardner Minshew intentionally injured his own hand to get a medical redshirt year

Do we think the Gardner Minshew maybe smash his own hand like he told us absolutely so that isn't the played for the Jaguars anymore. Absolutely... he on our show told us the story about how he smashed his own hand with it with the hammer after getting really really drunk so that he could what was it so we could read surely you want. Yeah. I wanted to the medical register. Maybe he's been seeking Redshirt this season possibly

Hot TakeFootballHotSarcastic
Clearly a joke based on Minshew's past antics; the injury was legitimate and involuntary.
Win
Oct 30, 2020·Fyre Fest
#16422
Big CatBig Cat

Wisconsin's football season is effectively over

My fire. First two of them Wisconsin's football season is over pretty much that sucked

Wisconsin only played 7 games that season, finishing 4-3. They were never in contention for anything major due to the interruptions.

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