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Oct 30, 2020
#16418
Coach OCoach O

I can still bench 315 pounds once my rotator cuff is fixed

I've got a torn rotator cuff the last two years and I can only close bit dumbbell, press that's it. I can't miss Preston more has been about two years. So maybe I can get it fixed. But once I get it fixed, I guarantee I'll do it [bench three plates] again. I'll let you break the story of my torn rotator.

Subjective/Unverifiable, but fits his legendary 'football guy' persona.

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Loss
Oct 30, 2020
#16405
Big CatBig Cat

The Falcons won't blow any more games because the internet has figured out the joke

I have a theory PFT as soon as the internet catches on to something that's when it's done. And if you watch the timeline and everyone talking in the fourth quarter, like, how are the Falcons going to blow this, right? Falcons aren't going to blow any more games now Falcons might even go on a run because as soon as everyone starts figuring it out and making the same joke.

The Falcons continued to be a mediocre team with frequent late-game struggles, though the '98% win probability' collapses became slightly less frequent for a period.
Void
Oct 30, 2020
#27285
Billy FootballBilly Football

Todd Gurley is a Russian agent sabotaging the Falcons

I think really Todd Gurley is a Russian agent. He's sabotaging the [Falcons]... Why is he trying because he's just sabotaging the Falcons. Are you go spy mean? That's what from also from Russia.

This is a satirical claim with no basis in reality, intended as a joke about Gurley's late-game mistake.
Win
Oct 30, 2020
#16407
Big CatBig Cat

Chasing gambling news regarding COVID-19 absences never works out

I feel like it never works out if you immediately bet Boston College for Saturday Clemson's not going to win. Like 55 instead of 45 and so like it will just blow up in your face. I just chasing it just never works. For some reason. You just can't like whenever you think you got to beat on it. You just don't

Clemson only beat Boston College by 6 points (34-28) in the game Lawrence missed, so anyone betting the heavy favorite despite the news would have lost ATS.

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Void
May 22, 2026
#30559
Coach OCoach O

Grit is about scraping your face against the cement and coming out victorious through adversity

Grit is, is be able to face adversity, dig in deep, scrape your face against the cement when it's tough, full of blood facing adversity and coming out victorious.

Definitions of abstract concepts like grit are inherently subjective.
Open
May 22, 2026
#30560
Coach OCoach O

Rueben Bain is a 'baller' and NFL scouts shouldn't worry about his arm length

You know, remember they told Joe Burrow his hands were too small. Y'all remember that? Yeah. Yeah. His hands were too small. Right. Yeah. Okay. You know, I think, I think that could be overstated. Sometimes it's right, sometimes it's wrong with this guy [Rueben Bain]. He's a football player, he's a baller.

Rueben Bain's NFL success is a pending outcome.
Void
May 22, 2026
#30561
Coach OCoach O

Warren Sapp is the most dominant defensive lineman of all time

All time? Sap. Yeah. Yeah. And look, look, you know when sap, when SAP took off in his stance, this is what you heard, like a snake... That's how fast he was, man. Yeah. Look, think about he was 265 and he ran a four... No, he's 275 and ran a 4.65 40 and he was mean as Hell.

Best of all time is a matter of debate, though Sapp is a Hall of Famer.