The Knicks will beat the Sixers in five games

Well, the Knicks just collect after game three and they've beaten the past three games. They won by 25 plus and they just have a better team overall. [They're] gonna win in five. [They're] gonna fucking kill him.

The Knicks are currently the best NBA team of all time

The Knicks look like they do look like they're just going to, it's gonna be a cake walk for him to the NBA finals. New York is actually thinking right now, like the Knicks. There's a chance that we might be the best NBA team of all [time].

The Sixers will beat the Knicks in seven games

I'm rooting for the home team to lose every game. I want every fan to be upset at the games. So, I guess would be Sixers in seven. Yeah. I'm rooting for a seven game series and I guess Sixers and seven. 'Cause that would mean they win at home or at on the road.

Mike McDaniel will get another NFL head coaching job

He's gonna get another head coaching job. Absolutely. He just got fucked over by Miami. Things just didn't go well at the end. Fucked over. If he wins games, he can wear a giant diaper. No one will give a fuck.

The 49ers electrical substation conspiracy is real

The substation stuff hit me the way that QAnon hit poor white trash. I knew none of this was my fault. Of course there's an electrical substation that's tearing tendons in my sweet red and gold. I honestly think it would rule if they move the substation. I think it might be worth handling that just for the mental aspect.

Austin is a fun place to visit but not a place to live for comedians

It's such real Housewives drama. Austin's fun. It's a fun place to visit. I'd never live there. I always hated it when it was New York vs LA. Austin's fun, but I think if you're a New York comic and you move here, you're kind of retiring. Or you're like going into the industry full.