Ryan Poles' trade with the Panthers is one of the greatest fleeces in NFL history

Ryan Poles, what he did to the Panthers... I actually feel bad for the Panthers. Like it's, it's, it's gross... DJ Moore, Darnell Wright, Tyrique Stevenson, Caleb Williams and a 2025 second rounder. And they got Bryce Young. Ryan Poles. And now Rome Odunze. David Tepper... Basically every quarterback that's ever put on a Bear's uniform has been not put in the a good situation to succeed. He's doing everything to make sure that Caleb Williams succeeds.

The 2024 NFL Draft set a record with the first 14 picks being offensive players

The first 14 picks were offense. So you didn't get a defensive player until number 15. ... which has never been done. It was insane.

Michael Penix Jr. to the Falcons is a baffling move that makes zero sense

The Atlanta Falcons who, if you remember, signed Kirk Cousins to $180 million deal what like a month and a half ago, selected Michael Penix Jr. with the eighth pick... It makes zero sense to do it. Now if he's a great quarterback, cool. I hope it pans out. But like when he, is he gonna start? Is he gonna sit for two years? Why you such a high pick for this? It, it just, you could've probably gotten him in the second round.

Mike McDaniel will get another NFL head coaching job

He's gonna get another head coaching job. Absolutely. He just got fucked over by Miami. Things just didn't go well at the end. Fucked over. If he wins games, he can wear a giant diaper. No one will give a fuck.

The 49ers electrical substation conspiracy is real

The substation stuff hit me the way that QAnon hit poor white trash. I knew none of this was my fault. Of course there's an electrical substation that's tearing tendons in my sweet red and gold. I honestly think it would rule if they move the substation. I think it might be worth handling that just for the mental aspect.

Austin is a fun place to visit but not a place to live for comedians

It's such real Housewives drama. Austin's fun. It's a fun place to visit. I'd never live there. I always hated it when it was New York vs LA. Austin's fun, but I think if you're a New York comic and you move here, you're kind of retiring. Or you're like going into the industry full.