Augusta National pipes in bird noises for the Masters broadcast

I'm more convinced than ever that the birds are actually piped in crowd noise. Agreed. There's one bird in particular. They play its call over and over and over. It's a cardinal, I think. They're getting sloppy with it. I think it might be a whippoorwill. But whatever it is, it's very obvious.

Bryson DeChambeau looks fat when he is playing poorly

When you're bigger and you're doing well, you're strong. And when you're doing poorly, you're fat. And he looks fat today. Not to body shame, but there's something about the plus four next to his name that the strength now becomes a little pudgy.

I like Patrick Reed more than Bryson DeChambeau because Reed is a genuine villain

I somehow like Patrick Reed more because he's more of a villain than Bryson is... He's the ultimate heel in golf. Bryson is like, he's an aspiring heel. [Reed] knows everyone hates him, and he kind of has just accepted it.

Quarterbacks should slide and turn their backs to the defense

You gotta slide and then you gotta turn. So if someone does hit you, you don't just get taken to the shot to the face and get knocked out. The point of sliding is not to take a hit.

Baker Mayfield has a little Manning in him

I always kind of said it about Baker Mayfield, just because he wasn't scared to throw three interceptions. He was gonna let it rip.

Josh Allen is the best quarterback in the NFL right now

I think Josh is the best quarterback in the NFL right now. His skill set, being able to run and make the throws, and be a fourth-quarter guy and throughout the whole game take over a game.