"Bitcoin is fake and people should buy land instead" — Hank

Take Slip·Dec 1, 2017·Fantasy Fuccbois

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Bitcoin is fake and people should buy land instead

My stardom is land. Bitcoin, currency, it's all fake. You can't see it. Buy something you can see with your own two eyeballs. Buy a plot. Buy an acre. Squat on it.

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While land is a stable asset, calling Bitcoin 'fake' proved to be financially short-sighted as its value exploded in the years following this take.

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Take Slip·Dec 1, 2017

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Big Cat

Tiger Woods is officially back, but he will never win another Major

Once [Tiger] is on the course and playing well, I can say, yeah, look, he looked good. He's back. I don't think he's ever going to win anything big again. But for right now, he's back.

Prediction Golf Medium

Tiger Woods won the 2019 Masters, which counts as 'something big'.

Loss

Take Slip·Dec 1, 2017·NFL Recap

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Big Cat

Dak Prescott sucks

Dak Prescott sucks. He sucks. And anytime – everyone's like, well, he lost to Zeke Elliott. Well, if losing your running back means that you aren't a good quarterback anymore, you weren't a good quarterback to begin with.

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While Dak has had ups and downs, he has consistently been a top-tier NFL quarterback and led high-powered offenses with and without Zeke Elliott. Calling him 'sucks' is hyperbole.

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Take Slip·Dec 1, 2017·Locks

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PFT Commenter

The Dolphins +1.5 over the Broncos is a lock

I got the Dolphins. Plus one and a half. Jay Cutler's back. Yes, Mr. Fourth Quarter... Also big time revenge game against the Broncos.

Prediction Football Mild

The Dolphins beat the Broncos 35-9 on December 3, 2017.

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Take Slip·Sep 9, 2026·Picks

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Hank

The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.