Dante Scarnecchia's retirement makes Tom Brady less likely to return to the Patriots
Dante Scarnecchia, the Patriots offensive line coach, legend of the game, retired today. [If we're doing percentages], I would say that Dante Czarnecki retiring takes that percentage [of Brady returning] down.
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