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HankHank

I am rooting for the Dominican Republic over Team USA in the WBC because they are more electric

The Dominican team is electric and I like to be entertained when I'm watching sports. This tournament's for entertainment. I want to watch more games with the Dominican Republic team. I want more. I'm rooting for the USA correctly, but I respect the hell out of the Dominican team.

This is a subjective rooting interest.

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Mar 13, 2026
#29900
Big CatBig Cat

Miami of Ohio 100% deserves to be in the NCAA Tournament despite their first-round loss

I think a hundred percent they should be in. We need to just focus on the fact that there, I believe 31 and one and not do anything about strength of schedule. If you're able to go an entire season without losing a game that's hard to just wake up every day and not stumble once. I wanna see what happens when they play their first quad win one game in the middle of March.

This is part of the satirical 'Future' bit; Miami of Ohio was not 31-1 in 2026 (or 2024).
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Mar 13, 2026
#29901
MaxMax

Villanova is 100% in the tournament and has a 0% chance of reaching the Sweet 16

Nova's just gonna be the team. They're gonna get in and then everyone's gonna be like, oh yeah, this team's losing first round. Yes, they'll probably drop a drop to the 8-9 [seed], which sucks because then there's a 0% chance that Villanova gets to the Sweet 16.

Villanova made the tournament as an 8 seed and lost in the first round to Utah State. Both parts of the prediction were correct.
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Mar 13, 2026
#29911
Big CatBig Cat

Conference tournaments are bad for top teams because they don't improve your seeding and lead to unnecessary fatigue

I'm kind of done with the conference tournaments. Like they just fuck you. It doesn't make your seed better and you end up being more tired today. If you have to play four games, you're just gonna get screwed.

The value of conference tournaments for high-seeded teams is a perennial debate in sports media.

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HankHank

Most of the World Cup fandom in the Barstool office is entirely fake and performative.

The amount of fake soccer fans that are coming outta the woodwork in this office. Like, I walked into a game... we have TVs in the gambling cave. Four of 'em were on one soccer game. They didn't even have the US Open on that. [...] To act like every game of the World Cup is let's sit down and lock in on these games, it's performative. There's a lot of performative soccer fandom going on. And I'm just not doing it.

Subjective observation of his coworkers' behavior.
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HankHank

I would not trade Jayson Tatum or Jaylen Brown for Giannis Antetokounmpo

[Big Cat: Do you want Giannis, answer the question, yes or no?] No. We won a championship with Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum. Why would we give that up?

Inherently subjective team-building opinion.
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HankHank

The San Antonio Spurs' collapse in the Finals will haunt them for years

And they had demons, like the players on that team young. Yeah. They made it to the finals. Yeah. That game. They're gonna be seeing ghosts like that's gonna haunt them. I I I That's gonna haunt them in the playoffs for years to come... I think that performance in the finals is gonna haunt him and them For more than people give it credit For.

Pending the Spurs' performance in future postseasons.