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Jan 14, 2019
#11146
HankHank

Kyler Murray isn't worth first-round money and won't be good in the NFL because he's under six feet tall

Since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970, there have been 107 QBs selected in the first round of the draft... [Number of QBs shorter than six feet]: Zero. So... Kyler Murray might not be worth all the money that he thinks he's worth in the NFL... or he's not going to be as good in the NFL as people think he is because he's not that tall.

Murray was selected #1 overall in the first round and proved to be a high-value starter, winning Offensive Rookie of the Year and making multiple Pro Bowls.

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Jan 14, 2019
#11135
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bill Belichick will sign Nick Foles just to berate him for the Super Bowl loss

I actually have a theory about what's going to happen. I think Belichick's going to grab [Nick] Foles. If for nothing else, just so that he can stash him and berate him every day, being like, you son of a bitch, you beat me in the Super Bowl.

Nick Foles signed with the Jacksonville Jaguars in the 2019 offseason, not the Patriots.
Win
Jan 14, 2019
#11136
Big CatBig Cat

Nick Foles will sign with the Jaguars or Broncos and won't be that good

I feel like Nick Foles is destined to end up on a team like, I don't know, the Jaguars or maybe the Broncos. He feels like a Broncos quarterback up and down. And then he's just not going to be that good. And everyone's like, well, but he won a Super Bowl.

Foles signed a massive contract with the Jaguars in March 2019 and was benched for Gardner Minshew after struggling and getting injured.
Loss
Jan 14, 2019
#11137
Big CatBig Cat

Taysom Hill will be the next Drew Brees

I am convinced now that Sean Payton will have the next Drew Brees in Taysom Hill because he had that one throw... Taysom Hill's throwing 50-yard bombs. It's not fair.

Taysom Hill never became a full-time successful starting quarterback like Brees, remaining a gadget player/utility knife for most of his career.

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Sep 4, 2026·Mt. Rushmore
#31324
HankHank

The DMV is the worst line to wait in

DMV. Great pick. That's gotta be one one. Gotta be because it goes out of order too. Yeah. That bullshit. It is. Pick number sucks.

Subjective opinion on waiting in line.
Loss
Sep 4, 2026·Mt. Rushmore
#31325
HankHank

I'm going to win all my bets and get in shape this year

I'll go with, I'm going to win all my bets. Yeah. Really dumb thought. And I'm going to get in shape. These are daily thoughts I have.

The take is satirical and about a recurring 'dumb thought,' but literally, these outcomes rarely happen.
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Aug 28, 2026·Picks
#31256
HankHank

Jared Goff will be the next NFL player to record 400 or more passing yards in a game

I'm going to go with the next player to record 400 plus pass yards in a game. I'm taking Jared Goff. They're plus 1100. I don't think it matters what their schedule is. No, not for a guy like Jared Goff.

The 2026 season has not yet concluded.