"Lacrosse will be the fourth major sport in America in 30 years" — Hank

Take Slip·Jul 15, 2016·Mt. Rushmore

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Lacrosse will be the fourth major sport in America in 30 years

Should lacrosse take over soccer as the fourth major sport? I think it's got to be us. I think we've got to take it upon ourselves... 30 years.

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Lacrosse has not surpassed hockey or soccer in terms of viewership or revenue since this take was made.

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Take Slip·Jul 15, 2016·The Takies

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Big Cat

I guarantee the Takie Awards will be a live show next year

Next year, it's going to be a live show. I'm actually guaranteeing that right now. I want to do it at Guy Fieri's restaurant, like in the back room.

Prediction Media Mild

The 2017 Takie Awards were a major video production and featured a more robust presentation, satisfying the spirit of the 'live show' guarantee.

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Take Slip·Jul 15, 2016·The Takies

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Guy Fieri's food is the best food I've ever had

I'm a big Guy Fieri guy, so I feel like I can say this. The food was phenomenal. Best food I've ever had.

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This is entirely a matter of taste, though widely considered a contrarian/ironic food take.

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Take Slip·Jul 15, 2016·The Takies

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Media members and sports figures should physically fight to settle disputes

I think the media and sports figures should actually physically fight. That feels like something that would happen in maybe Argentina where a ref screws up and they're like, 'oh, we're going to kill you.' I'd like to see more accountability.

Opinion Media Hot SubjectiveSarcastic

This is a satirical suggestion for sports media reform.

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Take Slip·Sep 9, 2026·Picks

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Hank

The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.