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HankSoccer is a joke because games are decided by penalty kicks with lasers in players' faces
I said that soccer is a joke. Like the fact that, you know, your spot at the world cup is determined by a fucking penalty kick with laser beams getting shot in your face is a joke.
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PFT CommenterUNC has a 70% chance of beating Duke in the Final Four
My own proprietary algorithm has the chances of UNC winning at 70%.
PFT CommenterCoach K's career would be a disappointment if it ends with a loss to UNC
I just think that it would be the best possible ending to his career if he were to lose against UNC... The perfect ending would be if you were to lose against his arch rival, UNC. You'd have to say his career would be a disappointment if it ended—
HankDuke is going to smoke UNC in the Final Four
I'm very excited. I think [Duke is] going to smoke UNC... I just know how it goes. We know how it goes. We've done it before, you know, we'll do it again.
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View profileHankThe Celtics have another major move coming following the Jaylen Brown trade
There's something going on here. I I said it to Max on the boat yesterday. I was like, Jalen Brown was getting traded. I could, I could just feel it. I could feel it coming... I feel like the Paul George thing is, there's the, like, they might be doing another trade. There's another move coming.
HankYou cannot trade a star like Jaylen Brown to an in-division rival
Regardless of what this ends up doing for the Celtics with the picks, if they make another trade, you cannot trade Jalen Brown to your in division rival. Like that cannot happen.