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HankSoccer is a joke because games are decided by penalty kicks with lasers in players' faces
I said that soccer is a joke. Like the fact that, you know, your spot at the world cup is determined by a fucking penalty kick with laser beams getting shot in your face is a joke.
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PFT CommenterUNC has a 70% chance of beating Duke in the Final Four
My own proprietary algorithm has the chances of UNC winning at 70%.
PFT CommenterCoach K's career would be a disappointment if it ends with a loss to UNC
I just think that it would be the best possible ending to his career if he were to lose against UNC... The perfect ending would be if you were to lose against his arch rival, UNC. You'd have to say his career would be a disappointment if it ended—
HankDuke is going to smoke UNC in the Final Four
I'm very excited. I think [Duke is] going to smoke UNC... I just know how it goes. We know how it goes. We've done it before, you know, we'll do it again.
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View profileHankRoman Anthony is a defensive liability for the Red Sox because everyone is successfully running on him in left field.
Roman Anthony, world baseball classic hero. But he has been, he's become a meme basically. If he can't, he just can't throw anyone out from left field. Everyone's just running on Roman. Shane tried to tell me he was great last year, but he was playing right field. Now he's playing left field... it's just not good.
HankAJ Brown will be traded to the New England Patriots
[AJ Brown is] gone no matter what... New England. [In my] unbiased mind, he's still gone.
HankUConn can't win the championship
I hope UConn can get it done. I don't think they can win it all.