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Soccer is a joke because games are decided by penalty kicks with lasers in players' faces

I said that soccer is a joke. Like the fact that, you know, your spot at the world cup is determined by a fucking penalty kick with laser beams getting shot in your face is a joke.

A subjective opinion about the legitimacy of a sport.

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Win
Apr 1, 2022
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UNC has a 70% chance of beating Duke in the Final Four

My own proprietary algorithm has the chances of UNC winning at 70%.

UNC defeated Duke 81-77 in the 2022 Final Four.
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Apr 1, 2022
#10810
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Coach K's career would be a disappointment if it ends with a loss to UNC

I just think that it would be the best possible ending to his career if he were to lose against UNC... The perfect ending would be if you were to lose against his arch rival, UNC. You'd have to say his career would be a disappointment if it ended—

Coach K lost to UNC in his final game in the Final Four. Whether this makes his career a disappointment is subjective, though many fans share this sentiment.
Loss
Apr 1, 2022
#10812
HankHank

Duke is going to smoke UNC in the Final Four

I'm very excited. I think [Duke is] going to smoke UNC... I just know how it goes. We know how it goes. We've done it before, you know, we'll do it again.

Duke lost to UNC 81-77.

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HankHank

The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.

The 2026 Super Bowl and Patriots season outcome have not occurred as of the episode date.
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Drake May will win MVP

I have Drake May as MVP.

The 2026 NFL MVP has not been awarded as of the episode date.
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The DMV is the worst line to wait in

DMV. Great pick. That's gotta be one one. Gotta be because it goes out of order too. Yeah. That bullshit. It is. Pick number sucks.

Subjective opinion on waiting in line.