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HankStephen Hawking has been dead for years and his public persona is an AI government puppet
Stephen Hawking died a long time ago, but the government has kept up the illusion that he's alive in order to get their space propaganda out there to the nerd community. He's literally dead, and it's artificial intelligence that's talking.
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PFT CommenterCanceling an NFL game causes an immediate increase in local crime
When you cancel a game, there's a crime wave that hits the town. There's an increase in evil that we call crime. So unless you want Canton, Ohio to be run over by thugs tonight, you better have that damn kickoff.
PFT CommenterRyan Tannehill is effectively retired because wide receivers cannot return from knee injuries
I'm going to say [Ryan Tannehill] is injured right now because a knee injury is impossible to come back from for a wide receiver.
PFT CommenterThe sun is scientifically cold because space is cold
Where do you land, by the way, on our theory that the sun is, in fact, cold? I'm a fan of the space that just seems to shut everybody down. Space is cold and everyone just... When you said you were willing to hear it out, I was just going to say space is cold. That's it.
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Josh Allen's in his prime, they looked unbelievable. They're gonna be probably the team to beat in the AFC.
HankSteve Ballmer is eating shit
Who's back of the week is eating shit. Steve Ballmer.
HankThe Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams
Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.