Getting excited for the NFL schedule release is for pussies

I can't get it up for the schedule release because it's—if you explained what the schedule release was to Vince Lombardi, he'd call you a pussy and spit in your face.

The 2026 Thanksgiving Day schedule is the best single day of football ever

Wednesday night is the Packers versus the Rams. Then Thursday, Thanksgiving day is Bears, lions, Eagles, Cowboys, chiefs bills. That will be great. Like the day of Thanksgiving? Yeah. That's the best day of football I think maybe ever.

The Colorado Avalanche will win the Stanley Cup

Congratulations to the Colorado Avalanche on winning the Stanley Cup. I'd like to say congratulations to the abs. Pretty good bet to the abs. Pretty good. It's a pretty good bet if you, if you're a betting man, which I am. Congrats to the abs. You did it.

Rory McIlroy's foot blister will ruin his chances at the PGA Championship

I think it's gonna hurt his chances honestly. Have you ever played golf on a blister? We'll see how, I mean, I think it's gonna hurt his chances honestly.

Giannis Antetokounmpo will not be traded and will stay in Milwaukee

Giannis... he's gonna stay in Milwaukee or is not gonna get traded. It was the exact same thing like at the trade deadline, you would've thought it was 99% he's getting traded... And then nothing happened. I'm not letting myself get my hopes up... he's gonna stay.

The Knicks will win the 2026 NBA Championship

They look unstoppable. I would be shocked if this team doesn't win NBA. No one is killing that knick team today.