The Office will be rebooted within the next six months
I'm now just going to call my shot that within six months, [The Office] will be rebooted... Hank Guarantee. Yep. Six months.
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View episodeFiring Mike McCarthy mid-season was the right move for the Packers
I actually I think this is the right move just because that team clearly has quit on him... The Packers were so clearly going to fire him. Why not just put everyone out of their misery? This actually probably helps Mike McCarthy. He can go get another job now.
Melvin Gordon is the first or second best running back in the NFL
Melvin Gordon is like, I think – if not the best running back, probably the second best running back right now in the NFL.
I'm officially 'Done Chaining' the Carolina Panthers
I want to dun-chain the Panthers... The Panthers at 6-6 could easily catch someone and still get in the playoffs, but I honestly— Done chain them. I'm done chaining them. They're done. They don't have any fight. They look like shit.
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View profileThis is the Knicks' championship to lose
This series is over. Right. And the Spurs Thunder series looks like it's going at least six, probably seven. Like it looks like an absolute battle. Yeah. So that's good for them. The Spurs all things, I mean, this is, this is the Knicks championship to lose.
My official stance on the Toucher & Rich radio beef is simply 'fuck 'em'
I'm not leading this battle. They took a shot. I said fuck him. And that's where I stand... Official stance. So you guys can just fuck him.
I did not fart during the Kellen Moore interview; it was just air that fell out of my body
The sound did come out of me, my body. But it was not a conscious fart... Most farts air coming out of your asshole, max, most farts max have to push. Like most farts, you're like, this one fell out... I was not like, consciously like, oh, I got a fart. But when I lifted up my leg, I, I guess I had like gas down there... A dude came out of my ass. That was so loud.