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HankHank

The Patriots' franchise success is suspiciously linked to the aftermath of 9/11

Patriots completely changed the course of their franchise after [9/11]. Look into it... the plot thickens. Bill Belichick has not won a Super Bowl without a quarterback [or a national tragedy].

This is a conspiracy-style correlation with no factual basis for causation.

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Feb 24, 2017
#8297
Big CatBig Cat

The Bulls front office members Gar Forman and John Paxson are morons for their trade deadline approach

The Bulls, my Bulls made a trade, and they're morons per usual. They're doing the old, we're trying to rebuild on the fly, which has never worked... Doug McDermott and Taj Gibson to the Thunder is not a Woj bomb. That's just a guard and Pax are fucking morons.

Forman and Paxson were eventually fired in 2020 after years of stagnant performance, validating the 'moron' sentiment among fans.
Win
Feb 24, 2017
#8298
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Adam Schefter is a system newsbreaker who can't report NBA trades

It's a really tough day, though, for Adam Schefter. He got scooped on every NBA trade today. He didn't report a single one of them. So you got to think, is Adam Schefter a system newsbreaker?

Schefter focuses exclusively on the NFL, so him not breaking NBA news is expected, making the 'system' label comedically accurate but factually irrelevant.
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Feb 24, 2017
#27873
Big CatBig Cat

Gonzaga will burn out in the NCAA tournament like they always do

Gonzaga's going to be fun to watch when they burn out in the tournament. I know that every other Gonzaga team just made their bones by beating up little high school teams in front of 2,000 people... this Gonzaga team is [supposedly] different [but they will burn out].

Gonzaga actually reached the National Championship game in 2017, their best performance ever to that point, which is the opposite of a burnout.

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Jaylen Brown will not have hard feelings if he stays with the Celtics despite being offered in trades

If [Jaylen Brown] knows Brad Stevens is trying to do right by him. If it doesn't happen, he's not gonna come back and play like, oh, this is bullshit. I'm back on this team. It's gonna be like, yeah, didn't work out now. But, you know, I'm back, I'm back with his team. Let's, like, he still loves Jayson Tatum, he still loves City Boston Celtics.

Subjective assessment of a player's internal feelings, though his future actions might indicate otherwise.
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There is a 35% chance Jaylen Brown gets traded in the next two weeks

It could definitely, I mean it, it, it's definitely like 35% chance [Jaylen Brown] gets traded in the next two weeks.

Pending whether Jaylen Brown gets traded within the specified two-week window.
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The USMNT doesn't deserve credit for winning their World Cup group because they were handed a charity draw as the host nation

If we didn't qualify, like if we earned it, maybe I could get, but it's like we, oh, you're gonna get it's a cookie cutter. We just got like a, a charity. A charity like entry. And then they gave us a charity group. ... So obviously we won our group because they was set up for us to win our group. ... We won a T-ball game once we had a home run and t-ball.

While host nations often get favorable draws, diminishing a World Cup group stage win to a 'T-ball game' is a subjective sports debate point.