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The Patriots will make the playoffs in 2026 while the Panthers will miss them

I think he's dead wrong [about the listener take]. I think it's gonna be two out of five in two outta five out. Chiefs and Lions in, 49ers and Panthers out. [The Patriots] are gonna make the playoffs. Yes.

Resolved at the end of the 2026 regular season.

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Aug 12, 2026
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Big CatBig Cat

The Vikings have to trade JJ McCarthy now that he's lost the starting job to Kyler Murray

Kyler Murray has won the starting job in Minnesota for all the non-believers out there. It's a sad day. It's a bad day... you have to trade [JJ McCarthy], right? I guess so, but I don't know what you're gonna get... you drafted him two years ago and it's like, this was supposed to be the future and you're moving on from that already, so you just gotta rid yourself.

In this specific 2026 context, the outcome of a trade is pending.
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Aug 12, 2026
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Todd Monken's slip of the tongue confirms he believes Shedeur Sanders is better than Deshaun Watson.

The fact he denied it means that inside of his own head, he knows that. He would never say that because he doesn't believe it. If he had, if the guy was trying to trap him and he actually thought maybe, maybe Shedeur wasn't as good, he would just say like, 'you know, I don't remember ever saying anything like that.'... But the fact that he denied it tells me that in his own brain, he recognized that person's putting a lie on my name. Right. I have to correct the record. Oh shit, they got me.

This is subjective analysis of Monken's internal thoughts.
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Aug 12, 2026
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Big CatBig Cat

Reporters who provide incorrect injury timelines should be forced to serve the length of that timeline in jail

I think it should be illegal and you should be in jail if you report that a player is injured for a short period of time and then it turns out they're injured for a longer period of time. Kobe Bryant is now out for four to six months because he got knee surgery. Everyone reported that he was out for eight to 10 weeks. That should be jail. Anyone who reported that should be in jail for eight to 10 weeks. You should have to serve the original sentence.

This is a satirical policy proposal that cannot be factually correct.

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The MLB season doesn't truly start until the trade deadline ends

I've said it on the show before. The season doesn't start till the, you know, trade deadline ends. This is where you can make a run.

This is a philosophical take on when a season becomes 'serious' for a fan.
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Deshaun Watson will have a good season because high-level quarterbacks can always rediscover their elite form

I think I've, I mean, like, I think I'm a believer that if you were a high-level quarterback at any point, you can, you still like Deshaun Watson I think is gonna be good.

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John Rahm is on the 'Cool Throne' because he might own 60% of LIV Golf 2.0 due to unpaid contracts

John Rahm, who is allegedly still owed as much as 150 mil. It seems like a foregone conclusion that LIV file for bankruptcy. So almost no chance Rahm and the others owed will get all the money. It could be converted into equity if they find investors for LIV 2.0. So John Rahm went from being a player in a league just getting paid a salary to he might own like 60% of LIV 2.0.

The financial situation of LIV and the conversion of debt to equity is speculative and pending outcome.