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Jul 14, 2023
#30408
Island BoysIsland Boys

Hank is a bitch

Hey, we are the Island Boys. Creeper present-attacky for Creeper of the Year. Shout out to Darren Ll, you are a Creeper. You win Creeper of the year. Nice job not letting JJ Watt celebrate his retirement with special children. Hank a bitch.

Strictly speaking, Hank is not a female canine and therefore does not satisfy the primary dictionary definition of a bitch. However, under the broader colloquial usage — pejorative, characterological, contemptible — the Island Boys' assessment is well-supported by the available evidence. Verified.

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