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The 2023 Takie Awards
The 2023 Takie Awards are here with over 20 different categories up for grabs including Creeper of the year. Fall of the year. John Madden Still Alive Person Of the Year Sponsored by Queen Elizabeth. Game of the Year. Darkness Retreat of the Year. Blake of the Year. Podcast Listeners Of The Year and more. With special guest presenters. No Spoilers Please!
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PFT CommenterVictor Wembanyama is a bust
Victor Wembanyama from France. The Frenchman not played in Summer League. Bust. Oh, okay. I like that take.
Criminal Of The Year
Billy FootballChiefs Aholic is the last outlaw of the West
Chiefs Aholic is really the last outlaw of the West. Roaming from Kansas City to Oklahoma, even to Arizona for the Super Bowl on leave. He did not report to court. And he's probably down in Mexico like many outlaws before him. You know, embodying the spirit of those like Josie Wales, Wild Bill Hickok.
Future Takes
HankCharlie Woods will start his own professional golf league
Tiger Woods' father Charlie is gonna start his own golf league. A professional golf league. Outside. That's why he has him a commenting.
MaxVillanova will lose in the National Championship game this year
Villanova's gonna lose the national championship this year. I was going to say Final Four and then I knew what your joke was going to be. So I said it first.
Jake MarshThe AWLs will tune into the PLL tonight
The AWLs will tune into the PLL tonight. ESPN Plus. Calling the Waterdogs game tonight.
Big CatThe Ravens will win the Super Bowl
I had two [takes]. One is that the Ravens are gonna win the Super Bowl. I just feel it. I don't know why. I think Lamar Jackson's have a great year.
Big CatDan Snyder will rebuy the Washington Commanders
My other one is Dan Snyder's gonna rebuy the Washington Commanders. Wouldn't that be the funniest thing ever? There's no chance that happens.
PFT CommenterMohammed bin Salman will buy the LPGA and ban drivers for women
I'm just gonna say that Mohammed bin Salman is gonna buy the LPGA and the women aren't gonna be allowed to use drivers anymore.
Blake Of The Year
Brooks KoepkaI blew the lead at the Masters because Blakes don't win anything
I decided to blow the lead at the Masters because Blakes don't win anything. Right? Yep. So I figured that that was my way in, unfortunately, a couple weeks before I won [the PGA], but yeah, I figured that was... Blakes haven't won anything.