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It is fair to laugh at the President when they fall because walking is a basic human skill

Walking is one of the first things we learned to do. Someone's like, would you make fun of your grandmother if she fell? I was like, well my grandmother's dead and she's not the president. You kind of sign up to get made fun of by becoming president when you fall.

This is an inherently subjective opinion about humor and public figures.

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The AWLs' dominance of the podcast industry might actually be a bad thing

Are the [AWLs] bad for podcast listeners? It might be. So there are 28, I believe, Awards we're giving out tonight.

Subjective commentary on the show's own fanbase dominance.
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We will host the 10th annual Takie Awards as a live show in Las Vegas

10 Takie. We gotta... do a live show. 10th Takie Vegas. What if we did a live show in Vegas? Sold it out. Took that money, put it on red. That would be fun responsibly.

The 2025 Takie Awards aired as a regular podcast episode, not as a live show in Las Vegas. Internal show event.
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Jul 14, 2023
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Hank is a bitch

Hey, we are the Island Boys. Creeper present-attacky for Creeper of the Year. Shout out to Darren Ll, you are a Creeper. You win Creeper of the year. Nice job not letting JJ Watt celebrate his retirement with special children. Hank a bitch.

Strictly speaking, Hank is not a female canine and therefore does not satisfy the primary dictionary definition of a bitch. However, under the broader colloquial usage — pejorative, characterological, contemptible — the Island Boys' assessment is well-supported by the available evidence. Verified.

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The 2026 Thanksgiving Day schedule is the best single day of football ever

Wednesday night is the Packers versus the Rams. Then Thursday, Thanksgiving day is Bears, lions, Eagles, Cowboys, chiefs bills. That will be great. Like the day of Thanksgiving? Yeah. That's the best day of football I think maybe ever.

Whether it's the 'best day ever' is a matter of personal opinion and game quality.
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The Colorado Avalanche will win the Stanley Cup

Congratulations to the Colorado Avalanche on winning the Stanley Cup. I'd like to say congratulations to the [Avs]. Pretty good bet to the [Avs]. Pretty good it's a pretty good bet if you, if you're a betting man, which I am. Congrats to the [Avs].

The Avalanche were eliminated in the second round by the Stars in 2026.
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Pittsburgh fleeced Boston in the gorilla trade

I think Boston got fleeced. Frankie got traded, 7-year-old. Frankie got traded to the Boston Zoo. He's going to just be chilling with a bunch of other dudes. Little Joe got traded to Pittsburgh because he's going to be mating and making new gorilla. Pittsburgh's the one that's gonna be making more gorillas. You guys are do everything all wrong. They're, they're making a gorilla factory in Pittsburgh.

Evaluating zoo conservation efforts through the lens of a sports trade is inherently comedic and subjective.