The Saturday Final Four games will go under because players can't shoot in the NRG Stadium dome

I told everyone i think two days ago the unders are going to come in on saturday no one can shoot in the houston [NRG] something or other dome. So take the unders.

April Fool's jokes are only for women and corporations

I feel like April Fool's jokes are for chicks. Let's be honest. It's for chicks and also like corporations. It's really it's a holiday for girls and for brands. That's about it.

NFL locker room drama like the D'Angelo Russell leak would stay in-house because the culprit would get beaten up

Honestly, I think the difference between basketball guys and football guys is that you would never even hear a story like this come out. And if it did come out, it would be kept in-house and somebody would get their shit kicked in. And then it would kind of be like, let's move on.

Texas Tech LB Rodriguez is undervalued and a 'born football player'

Some guys are just born football players and this guy, the linebacker from Texas Tech... Rodriguez... I like to watch the cutups of these guys in coverage... Rodriguez has a ton of ball skills. He's also a great tackler in space. ... Reuben Bain reminds me of one of those kind of players.

Matt Nagy and Jackson Dart together in New York will be a lot of fun

I love Jackson Dart, I love the idea of Matt Nagy being the OC and not having to worry about head coach duties? ... if Matt Nagy and Jackson Dart can get on the same page, it's gonna be a lot of fun for people in New York.

Next year is the Josh Allen show with Joe Brady's offense, and DJ Moore will be a big part of it

I think what we see next year is the Josh Allen show. And with DJ Moore coming to town with a few of those offensive linemen still around, this group is still gonna be firepower on offense. Who's gonna rush the passer in the playoffs? Who's gonna be the guy that you know sends chills down the spine of a tackle on third down?