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Jalen Hurts is completely healthy and is going to 'fuck shit up' in the Super Bowl

He looked strong. Real strong. [PFT Commenter]: I analyzed the gait. He was walking confidently. He had no sight of a limp. [Max]: He's gonna fuck shit up on Sunday. Like, I came here to fuck shit up. That's what he's saying. He's gonna hand the fuck out of the ball on Sunday and throw the football. He can do everything.

Max predicted Jalen Hurts was healthy and would dominate in the Super Bowl. Hurts won Super Bowl MVP with 2 passing TDs, 1 rushing TD, and set the Super Bowl record for rushing yards by a quarterback (72 yards) in the 40-22 win.

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I would watch an NFL player flag football tournament in the off-season

If they do it correctly, it would be like a perfect, like, I wanna say May — just do like a three day tournament with all the players. I would watch that for flag football. If it was the NFL players playing, I would watch that.

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The NFL replacing 'End Racism' stencils in the end zone means racism has been officially defeated

We ended racism. No more 'End Racism' in the end zone. It only took four years. 2021 we decided let's do something... we fucking painted that shit in end zones and we did it and we put it on the backs of helmets and now racism's dead. Done. Choose love is also gone. We're choosing hate... calling time out to hate now so that you can get better at hating when you get back.

Racism has not, in fact, been ended by end zone stencils.
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Myles Garrett is right to want out of Cleveland to win a Super Bowl

Myles Garrett has requested a trade. Cleveland Browns fans — sucks for them... but also Myles Garrett, he does probably have a few good years left and he wants to win a Super Bowl. He's 29. He's still really fucking good.

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The Eagles' defense gave up before the season ended

They gave up on the season before that game started last night, and they had zero interest of playing football.

This is an interpretation of effort and intent rather than a claim with a definitive objective resolution.
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The Brewers will win the World Series in five games

I think Brewers with five.

The number of games in the 2026 World Series will resolve this prediction.
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The 76ers could be special

This team is fucking awesome. Yeah, and I am so down to get my heart ripped out because it's incredible what I'm watching. The 76ers team could be special.

The 76ers' 2026-27 season and playoff performance will show whether this team was genuinely special.