The only way to successfully approach a doctor's physical is by dieting for three weeks beforehand so they don't yell at you.
I started counting calories this week. I started logging everything. I got a physical three weeks from the day I scheduled it so I could get three weeks of trying to lose weight preseason before I go to the physical... it's not going to be like, holy shit, you're gonna die. It'll just be not as bad.
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View episodeThe Bengals are one of the best teams in the AFC but will probably miss the playoffs
I'm walking away from this Bengals game and I'm thinking the Bengals are one of the best teams in the AFC. And they're probably not gonna make the playoffs.
Justin Tucker is officially washed
Lamar finds a way there. Justin Tucker. Wash this. It feels like the Ravens might be destined to get into a close playoff game... and to get out kicked. I hope that's not the case, but there's something up with Justin Tucker.
I am never going to give up on Joe Burrow and I think the Bengals will still make the playoffs.
I'm never gonna give up on the Bengals. I don't know. It's a sickness at this point. I'm not gonna give up on Joe Burrow... I think they might be able to do it. If they can beat the [Los Angeles] Chargers, I think they can do it. It's crazy to say, but I think they might be able to do it.
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The Chiefs are gonna come back. Everyone's down. The Chiefs are gonna come back.
The Eagles will win the Super Bowl over the Chargers
Eagles still win the Super Bowl over the Chargers. The Chargers are gonna get healthy throughout the year.
I would take Jalen Hurts over Trevor Lawrence
I would take Jalen Hurts.