The only way to successfully approach a doctor's physical is by dieting for three weeks beforehand so they don't yell at you.
I started counting calories this week. I started logging everything. I got a physical three weeks from the day I scheduled it so I could get three weeks of trying to lose weight preseason before I go to the physical... it's not going to be like, holy shit, you're gonna die. It'll just be not as bad.
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View episodeThe Bengals are one of the best teams in the AFC but will probably miss the playoffs
I'm walking away from this Bengals game and I'm thinking the Bengals are one of the best teams in the AFC. And they're probably not gonna make the playoffs.
Justin Tucker is officially washed
Lamar finds a way there. Justin Tucker. Wash this. It feels like the Ravens might be destined to get into a close playoff game... and to get out kicked. I hope that's not the case, but there's something up with Justin Tucker.
I am never going to give up on Joe Burrow and I think the Bengals will still make the playoffs.
I'm never gonna give up on the Bengals. I don't know. It's a sickness at this point. I'm not gonna give up on Joe Burrow... I think they might be able to do it. If they can beat the [Los Angeles] Chargers, I think they can do it. It's crazy to say, but I think they might be able to do it.
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View profileThe Eagles should have trusted their defense and kicked it out of the end zone
You just kick it out of bounds. You kick it into the end zone. All you have to do at that point is defend the sideline. Anything in play is game over. And the defense has been so fucking good all game. Why are you overthinking it? Just fucking do it. Put the ball in the fucking end zone and trust your fucking defense.
The Eagles will get boat-raced in London
No one's playing next week. We're gonna get absolutely boat-raced in London.
The Rams stink
The Rams are problem. They stink.