High Point is a very, very good basketball team

I actually think that High Point is a very, very good team. It was no fluke. They're a very good team.

I am done believing in Wisconsin basketball because they always rip my guts out in the tournament

I think the only lesson I've learned is like, I need to just stop believing. Because this has also become a thing where the Badgers haven't been to the Sweet 16 in like nine years... every year that we keep going is another year that I'm just reminded how close I was in 2015. I will never get back there. It just won't happen like every other team.

High Point is not a real school; it is a four-year post-high school vacation

High Point isn't a real school. It's vacation. It's vacation use four years of post high school vacation... Students in Madison right now still have another like, solid month and a half of Winter. High Point is going and eating ice cream and in their shorts and flip flops and having steaks.

DeVonta Smith will have 1,800 receiving yards for the Eagles this season.

Jalen Hurts is gonna have a great year... DeVonta Smith might have 1,800 yards. Birds are gonna be good.

The 76ers superteam of LeBron James and Jaylen Brown will be unstoppable

The Sixers haven't won shit. You guys are gonna be so sick when they win. Jalen Brown, LeBron... once they win the ship.

The 'workout class' is one of the worst places a wife or girlfriend can take a man.

Workout class... If they bring you to a yoga, a pilates, it's the worst. Men need to go to the gym to like do, go on the treadmill for like 15 minutes and then sit at a bench and work out... you do a set and then you scroll on your phone and then you do another. That's how men go to the gym. The workout class is for the chicks.