The Sixers are playing the best basketball I've ever seen them play right now

The Sixers are playing really good basketball right now. The Sixers are playing the best basketball I think I've ever seen them play right now. Joel Embiid is playing a different style of basketball than he's played in this series. He's playing controlled.

The Sixers have better players than the Celtics right now

The Sixers just have better players right now. Is that fair to say? I think it is, right? Maxi's playing... Embiid has been awesome. It feels like the Sixers have, you know, outside of Jason Tatum being kind of injured, they just have better players.

Joe Mazzulla is officially on the Hot Seat

I'm gonna do our friend Joe Mazzulla a favor. Hank, I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm gonna put Joe Mazzulla on a hot seat. It should wake him up. He probably wants to be on the hot seat. But like in the games that the Celtics have lost in these playoffs, it's been like spamming threes. Threes don't fall. No backup plan.

The Knicks are going to kick the shit out of the Sixers in a five-game series

Bet we're going to kick the shit out of you guys. It's gonna be a five game series. You guys have to play Tibs Ball to even beat us.

The Knicks must win Saturday or their series against the Hawks is effectively over

It's must win Saturday. Must win. You lose series. Might as well be over.

The NBA suspended Paul George just so he could take better steroids

Memes has a take that they suspended [Paul George] so he could take better steroids. If memes' theory is correct, they suspended him and they're like, 'Hey, you're taking the wrong stuff. Take some better juice.'