Josh Dobbs with zero practice reps would be a better fit for the Jets offense than Zach Wilson

Honestly, I think if they had Josh Dobbs at quarterback, they could figure it out. Josh Dobbs with zero practice reps is probably a better fit for that offense than Zach Wilson is.

Aaron Rodgers is trolling the media and is not actually close to coming back from his Achilles injury

My theory about Aaron Rodgers is he is, he's a troll. He loves trolling. He loves fucking with the media a little bit... I don't think that he's gonna come back in a couple weeks. I think he's doing this knowing that the media will see him on TV and talk about Aaron Rodgers coming back.

The Jets should cut Dalvin Cook and give Breece Hall all the carries

When [the Jets] are playing that bad, I just don't know why they just don't give the ball to Breece Hall a thousand times. And then they put Dalvin Cook in who does nothing? So Breece Hall does good, put Dalvin Cook in, does absolutely nothing. They should cut him. I hate Dalvin Cook.

The Jets will win the AFC East

AFC East winners: Jets. I don't care if I'm right about this one, but it would be nice to pick somebody else.

The Bengals will beat the Rams in a Super Bowl rematch

Super Bowl matchup: Bengals v. Rams rematch. In LA. Bengals come out on top.

The Jets might start the 2026 NFL season 4-0

I'm fired up. I think the Jets might start 4-0.