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The NBA suspended Paul George just so he could take better steroids

Memes has a take that they suspended [Paul George] so he could take better steroids. If memes' theory is correct, they suspended him and they're like, 'Hey, you're taking the wrong stuff. Take some better juice.'

This is a satirical conspiracy theory that cannot be factually proven.

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Apr 22, 2026
#30281
MaxMax

I'm officially excited for the future of the 76ers core featuring V.J. Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey

I'm excited for the future of the 76ers after watching V.J. Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey in that game. V.J. Edgecombe is insane—youngest player in NBA history to go for 30 points and 10 rebounds in a playoff game. He's a beast and he's 19 years old.

The player V.J. Edgecombe is a real top prospect, and the scenario of him being a 76er is a future projection in this 'time travel' episode.
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Apr 22, 2026
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The Celtics are going to win this series in five games

The Celtics are gonna win this series in five.

The Celtics lost this series — the 76ers won despite being heavy underdogs. Max's prediction was incorrect.
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Apr 22, 2026
#30283
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NBA players should be allowed to use substances on the banned list once they hit a certain age

I also think once you hit a certain age, you should be able to take stuff on the banned list. Big time agree. Enhanced games. Peter Thiel's enhanced games this summer.

This is a policy opinion, which is inherently subjective.

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The only way to beat the Knicks is to literally kill them because they do not die.

I feel like the Spurs haven't played a team like The Knicks. Like the only way to beat The Knicks. You have to kill The Knicks. And The Knicks don't die. Like you have to, you have to run up the score. Because every game they've won, they've just beat teams by 30.

Inherently subjective statement about the resilience of the 2026 Knicks.
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Mitchell Robinson's broken pinky shouldn't affect his game because he doesn't shoot or dribble

It sucks if he doesn't play... But if he does play and just tapes it up, I don't think it affects his game at all. Because he doesn't shoot, he doesn't dribble. All he does is play defense. Just shoot it [free throws] with your left hand.

Whether an injury affects a player's defensive effectiveness (grip for blocks/rebounds) is partially objective but hard to isolate.
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The New York Knicks are currently the best team in the NBA

I don't think I've ever been able to say this. Knicks are the best team in the NBA.

The Knicks reached the Finals in this timeline, giving the claim strong current-moment validity.