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The NBA suspended Paul George just so he could take better steroids

Memes has a take that they suspended [Paul George] so he could take better steroids. If memes' theory is correct, they suspended him and they're like, 'Hey, you're taking the wrong stuff. Take some better juice.'

This is a satirical conspiracy theory that cannot be factually proven.

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Apr 22, 2026
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I'm officially excited for the future of the 76ers core featuring V.J. Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey

I'm excited for the future of the 76ers after watching V.J. Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey in that game. V.J. Edgecombe is insane—youngest player in NBA history to go for 30 points and 10 rebounds in a playoff game. He's a beast and he's 19 years old.

The player V.J. Edgecombe is a real top prospect, and the scenario of him being a 76er is a future projection in this 'time travel' episode.
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Apr 22, 2026
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The Celtics are going to win this series in five games

The Celtics are gonna win this series in five.

The Celtics lost this series — the 76ers won despite being heavy underdogs. Max's prediction was incorrect.
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Apr 22, 2026
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NBA players should be allowed to use substances on the banned list once they hit a certain age

I also think once you hit a certain age, you should be able to take stuff on the banned list. Big time agree. Enhanced games. Peter Thiel's enhanced games this summer.

This is a policy opinion, which is inherently subjective.

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The Knicks are going to kick the shit out of the Sixers in a five-game series

Bet we're going to kick the shit out of you guys. It's gonna be a five game series. You guys have to play Tibs Ball to even beat us.

Pending - the Sixers-Knicks series had not yet been played at time of recording.
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No team in the Eastern Conference can stop the Knicks right now

I just don't see any team in the [East] stopping them. Like if they play like this every single time... the starters got pulled in the third quarter for the Knicks and they scored 140. Like, that's how good they could play.

The Knicks reached the second round but did not win the Eastern Conference.
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The Knicks must win Saturday or their series against the Hawks is effectively over

It's must win Saturday. Must win. You lose series. Might as well be over.

The outcome of Game 4 and the subsequent series result will verify if it was truly 'over' after a Saturday loss.