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The NBA suspended Paul George just so he could take better steroids

Memes has a take that they suspended [Paul George] so he could take better steroids. If memes' theory is correct, they suspended him and they're like, 'Hey, you're taking the wrong stuff. Take some better juice.'

This is a satirical conspiracy theory that cannot be factually proven.

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Apr 22, 2026
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MaxMax

I'm officially excited for the future of the 76ers core featuring V.J. Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey

I'm excited for the future of the 76ers after watching V.J. Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey in that game. V.J. Edgecombe is insane—youngest player in NBA history to go for 30 points and 10 rebounds in a playoff game. He's a beast and he's 19 years old.

V.J. Edgecombe was indeed drafted by the Philadelphia 76ers with the 3rd overall pick in the 2025 NBA Draft. He also became the youngest player in NBA history to record 30 points and 10 rebounds in a playoff game, achieving this on April 21, 2026, in Game 2 of the First Round against the Celtics. However, at the time of this achievement and the podcast's air date (April 22, 2026), V.J. Edgecombe was 20 years old, not 19, as he was born on July 30, 2005.
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Apr 22, 2026
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The Celtics are going to win this series in five games

The Celtics are gonna win this series in five.

The Celtics lost this series — the 76ers won despite being heavy underdogs. Max's prediction was incorrect.
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Apr 22, 2026
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NBA players should be allowed to use substances on the banned list once they hit a certain age

I also think once you hit a certain age, you should be able to take stuff on the banned list. Big time agree. Enhanced games. Peter Thiel's enhanced games this summer.

This is a policy opinion, which is inherently subjective.

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The Cincinnati Bengals will win the Super Bowl this year

The Cincinnati Bengals are gonna win the Super Bowl. That's my take.

Depends on the outcome of Super Bowl LXI.
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Freddy Peralta is deliberately pitching poorly to save his best stuff for his next contract

Gotta save it for his next team. I can't explain it. He fucking sucks. I imagine he's gonna save it when he gets paid.

Inherently subjective fan cope.
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Mitchell Robinson fits perfectly with the Celtics because he provides second and third chances on offense

I kind of figured he was going to go to the Celtics just because he does fit perfectly with how they play. Live by the three, die by the three. And if you die by the three, Mitchell Robinson gives you the opportunity to get second and third chances just nonstop.

Robinson's offensive rebounding is a statistical fact, making the fit claim a standard basketball take.