Album releases should go back to Tuesdays
Whatever happened in the good old days where you could, like, everybody released their albums on Tuesday. You could prepare yourself mentally, financially, save up enough money where you could go to Best Buy and buy the album on Tuesday. It was a handshake agreement, and it was much better.
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The Chargers should leave San Diego because fans living in paradise don't deserve a team
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