"Announcers are drawing telestrator dicks on purpose to drive ratings" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Dec 5, 2016·Stay Woke

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Announcers are drawing telestrator dicks on purpose to drive ratings

I think that announcers are drawing telestrator dicks on purpose to drive up ratings. Because there's one thing that you can't draw when you're doing a telestrator and that's a dick. And they do it every time. Every single time it's a dick.

Hot Take Media Medium Subjective

While phallic drawings are common accidents, there is no evidence they are intentional rating-drivers.

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Take Slip·Dec 5, 2016

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Big Cat

My College Football Playoff final four includes Western Michigan

My Final Four, by the way, I don't know if you guys care about it, but it has Clemson, Ohio State, Washington, Western Michigan. And we're just going to give the title to Alabama.

Prediction CFB MediumSarcastic

The final four was Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State, and Washington. Western Michigan did not make it.

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Take Slip·Dec 5, 2016

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PFT Commenter

The Browns are a dark horse for the College Football Playoff

I think the Browns are a dark horse, too. They can make some noise.

Hot Take CFB ScorchingSarcastic

The Browns are an NFL team and cannot play in the College Football Playoff.

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Take Slip·Dec 5, 2016·Who's Back

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Rone

The holiday outrage crowd is officially back

I think the holiday outrage crowd is back. We got people pissed that Zales put a lesbian couple on their holiday ad. We have people pissed that CVS and Macy's aren't more Christmas friendly. Starbucks cups... the war on Christmas crowd.