Butler is doomed in the tournament because live animals aren't allowed in the stadium
In the first two rounds of this tournament, there will be zero live animals allowed into the buildings. So there are going to be tons of teams that don't have their live bulldog mascots. Butler's fucked.
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By the end of this season, Mahomes is gonna be back to being Mahomes.
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