"Buy New Balance stock now and sell it right before New Year's" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Nov 16, 2016·Thoughts & Prayers

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Buy New Balance stock now and sell it right before New Year's

I'm going to disagree with you. I think now's the time to buy stock in New Balance because, like we said, the people who are buying New Balance right now aren't going to know that it's racist for a while. So they're going to keep buying, okay? And meanwhile, the neo-Nazis probably weren't buying New Balance already. Now there's going to be a run on New Balance. So it's a short play. You buy New Balance, and then you dump it right before New Year's.

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New Balance is a private company, so you cannot buy its stock. Even as a satirical take, the premise is factually impossible.

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